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lancpudn

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Airplane!


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!
 

mtgguitar

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This guy puts underwear on his head and tries to break into a weed shop. An aggressive K9 ruins his day. He looks relaxed as he wanders back to his car. The car is rocking when Fido jumps in. :applause:

 




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