jokes & funnies.

[Tim Fezziwig]

No big deal, EVERY thread here makes me laugh, not out loud though, inside.....guitarists writing prose.....Har de Har......

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?














Supplies!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Teledan]

I am so depressed...

 

[electric head]

Okay we want answers......

or we get tough and someone will get hurt...

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

This is the new Funnies thread, drama queen guitarists-EMBRACE YOUR MODS!

 

[cjpeck]

WT actual F? Best thread on the webz. I'm curious as to why myself.

 

[Malikon]

No big deal, EVERY thread here makes me laugh, not out loud though, inside.....guitarists writing prose.....Har de Har......

but you write the most, mang.

 

[Sin Nombre]

This is the new Funnies thread

Yes Tim, you are correct. And if the old one re-appears there will be two. And they will compete for attention. Competition improves quality.

vs

 

[THDNUT]

The mad hatters tea party is probably next.

 

[VictorB]

I have no idea what happened to it.

 

[DavGrape]

My money's on the monkey.

 

[Shred Astaire]

What the.....

 

[Olds442]

My money's on the monkey.

ditto.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

but you write the most, mang.

M, I'm a POET "playing an A-hole guitarist."

I 'almost" won BEST YOUNG POET IN PHILLY 1986- except I had a BAD attitude? Sure......I didn't bend knee enough!!!!!

 

[Malikon]

My money's on the monkey.

ditto.

damned dirty apes!

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

What do you call an alligator detective?















An investi- Gator!

 

[Olds442]

damned dirty apes!

well there was probably a lot of hot moms at the zoo that day.

what's a chimp gonna do?

 

[bocage44]

I loved that thread also, but frankly, there was lot's of violations of this clause:

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[Malikon]

well there was probably a lot of hot moms at the zoo that day.

what's a chimp gonna do?

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fling some poo and fondle de ballz

 

[Malikon]

I loved that thread also, but frankly, there was lot's of violations of this clause:

3. We do not allow any posts that contain vulgar, obscene or indecent language or images; bigoted, hateful or racially/sexually offensive statements; has content that advocates illegal activity or discusses illegal activities with the intent to commit them; unauthorized copyrighted material; language that defames, abuses or threatens others; advertising or any form of commercial solicitation and/or material that does not pertain to the room's given topic.