jokes & funnies.

[SteveC]

P.S. It had absolutely nothing to do with your neck tattoos, the bolts in your face, your multi-colored hair, your inability to put words together in a coherent sentence, or your attitude that the sun rises and sets over your pussy, millennial (or GenZ) ass. I'm sorry we took you away from your job at Starbucks for this interview. Our bad.

 

[Olds442]

it's fake, because nobody answers a job ad that doesn't list a salary range these days.

not GenZ, not Mills, not GenX.

 

[SteveC]

it's fake, because nobody answers a job ad that doesn't list a salary range these days.

not GenZ, not Mills, not GenX.

It might be fake....

But, most intelligent, professional workers in their field know the approximate salary range (or, they should know, because they did... wait for it... fucking research) for the position that they are applying.

Employers who do not list salary know this, and they do it to weed out the fuckwits who only care about money.

 

[Lineosight]

Employers who do not list salary know this, and they do it to weed out the fuckwits who only care about money.

HOLD UP! GenX are pure bred mercenaries, of which I am a proud member. We don't need the range published, because we're going to beat the highest price out of you anyway.

Why do you think the Mandolorian is so popular? YES, we would have taken the money and turned the baby over. BUT, we all want to think we'd have gone back and rescued it (after we got the money safely stored).

P.S. And yes, guns are part of our religion

 

[icantshred]

Which do you most can't the least?

 

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[Olds442]

 

[icantshred]

 

[SteveGangi]

It might be fake....

But, most intelligent, professional workers in their field know the approximate salary range (or, they should know, because they did... wait for it... fucking research) for the position that they are applying.

Employers who do not list salary know this, and they do it to weed out the fuckwits who only care about money.

Oops! I was only in it for the money.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

P.S. It had absolutely nothing to do with your neck tattoos, the bolts in your face, your multi-colored hair, your inability to put words together in a coherent sentence, or your attitude that the sun rises and sets over your pussy, millennial (or GenZ) ass. I'm sorry we took you away from your job at Starbucks for this interview. Our bad.

Maybe, maybe not.
I did a lot of interviewing when I was job searching and they always kept the pay a secret until deep in the game.
Then they’d give me a bullshit number and I’d be like “Yeah, up that by 30% at starting” and that was it.
Post the salary range with the job.
I’m sure they don’t mind wasting time because they’re on the clock while they do it. They could call a ton of clowns like me and it all pays the same. Their direct deposit goes in like clockwork.
I was looking for new work. I don’t have the time to spend on their bullshit.

If I had to do it again, and I imagine I will, the first words out of my mouth will be “If I’m your dream candidate, what will I make?”

If it’s less than I need, I’ll thank them for their time and hang up.

 

[Dave_W]

 

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[Spartom]

 

[WaywerdSon]

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Lets hope that kid dont inherit mom's mutant long arm thing

 

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