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Marshall & Moonshine

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Wow…. That looks like a real nice place.
It's actually the finest "Gentleman's Club" in the county.

Here's another one not far from there....


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I almost hate to bring it up... but @Roberteaux has publicly admitted to growing up about five miles away, over that river....



I also grew up near there and my last house was about eight miles away. I never went in there... but always wondered what type of women and clients it attracted.
 
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Goddam…. I’ve seen a few pretty bad strip joints.
There was one I never hit that was outside my old union’s training facility. Someone told me it was like watching your grandmother strip.

Nope.

Cabs aren’t that expensive.
 

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Go Bronco's ! ! :rofl:

My actual Alma Mater, 41 years ago. Even living on campus, I would not have attended a Cross Country match. Hell, I went to only 1 football game in 4 years. Now, Basketball ? those were the Kurt Rambis years, and they were nationally ranked. But I think those hair-cuts were around back then. 1/2 moustache (in the picture !) for the win.
 

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It’s too early for hurricane jokes?

Wait for everything to blow over first.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?

Mast destruction.

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?

All over the place.

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.

De Brie is everywhere.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?

A hurricane.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?

Look near the c.

A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof.

Oof.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

A hurricane walks into a bar.

The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

I asked my Hindu friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane.

He said, “Na-ama-ste.”

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?

Because they’re always turning around.

What did the hurricane say to the coast?

I have my eye on you.

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?

Bridge over troubled water.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye.
 

integra evan

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It’s too early for hurricane jokes?

Wait for everything to blow over first.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?

Mast destruction.

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?

All over the place.

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.

De Brie is everywhere.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?

A hurricane.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?

Look near the c.

A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof.

Oof.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

A hurricane walks into a bar.

The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

I asked my Hindu friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane.

He said, “Na-ama-ste.”

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?

Because they’re always turning around.

What did the hurricane say to the coast?

I have my eye on you.

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?

Bridge over troubled water.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye.
That was a whirlwind of a post.
 

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