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Marshall & Moonshine

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a lot of people make good use of potatoes, you should not feel any shame.
i've been on a ship for 75 days, with 45 to go.
i'd f**k a bag of frozen french fries right now.
as for chubby chicks, i still feel like some unprotected sex (pecker slipping in and out and in) would be worth it.
i'd dig it, they'd dig it.
no actual phone numbers would be exchanged.
all that said, i chickened out of a night of hogging with my friends.
 

SteveC

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so why all the amy schumer hate?
i could recall a story where i backed out of a certain type of challenge from my friends, but now i kinda feel a little regret.
i mighta learned something.
While I am not a certified "chubby chaser", I'd never walk away from a cute porker, especially one that is happy, vibrant and energetic.
 


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