Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard Trial

[pnuggett]

We're not very good at the "Moving on" thing. Got batteries? Top wrap? Use heavy gauge strings?

RACIST!!!

 

[Spartom]

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

This fuckin thread....

 

[SteveC]

How is it that these skinny girls can have a pair of beach balls for an ass?

Who in the living fuck thinks that is any kind of sexy?

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

How is it that these skinny girls can have a pair of beach balls for an ass?

Who in the living fuck thinks that is any kind of sexy?

I’d hit it.
I wouldn’t give her my real name though.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

She's cute but looks too young for me. I like "Woman" looks over "Girl" looks.

I was googling MILF before it was a thing!

 

[Seven]

 

[rockstar232007]

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Heard is the word.

 

[Fiat Lux]

A real man would train his woman to shit outside.

…and then to bag it and put it in the neighbour’s trash…

Thats what a real man would do.

cheers.

 

[Foo for Thought]

 

[Guy Named Sue]

 

[Shred Astaire]

Racist shirt.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

I'm offended and I don't even know why

 

[PeteK]

Thought she was lactating in that second picture. Took me a second to realize it was just her shirt.

 

[Guy Named Sue]

Cross examine of Amber starts in three minutes.

 

[irocdave12]

Couch for the love of god ….Couch
Lol I’d say if you need a safe word for outside of the bedroom you might not be a good pairing as a couple and probably shouldn’t get married

 

[efstop]

Lemme know how it goes

 

[Airplane]

We saw the "The Rum Diary" last night. This is the movie, I guess, where Depp-Heard met. Ironically, Johnny Depp's movie character is a microcosm of his real-life self. Actually, it is a very good upbeat and witty movie (just FYI that Amber Heard only plays a relatively small role; this is not a big love story pic). The movie is well made, filmed on location in Puerto Rico, well directed, has a good cast, and is well directed. Very entertaining (better than you may think) -- check it out.

I would guess it’s actually more a microcosm of Hunter Thompson who wrote the novel that the movie is based on.

 

[Seven]

“What the f*ck is she on? She sh*t in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not sh*tting fine. She sh*t in his bed. Once you sh*t in someone’s bed, you're just guilty of everything. What the f*ck is going on there?” Chris Rock

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

“What the f*ck is she on? She sh*t in his bed! She’s fine, but she’s not sh*tting fine. She sh*t in his bed. Once you sh*t in someone’s bed, you're just guilty of everything. What the f*ck is going on there?” Chris Rock

She’s 1-shit hot.
The scale only goes to 3.
And that 1-shit rating comes from how she looks on the movie screen, not in the courthouse.