I've Slowly Watched Myself Become a Douchebag

JTM45

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Good for you man, being a douchebag isn’t that bad really, fly your flag and love that pup.

I might need I’m an asshole thread
 

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I actually got it for my cheap Chinese scooter which I had for 10 days. It was fun to ride, but I wanted an upgrade. It just happens to sort of match the scooter. Should I wear this with it?


You've got a Vespa scoot to ride around on-- which is cool, not douche. :thumb:

And you've actually got a Vespa helmet? :shock:

That's of maximum coolness. And so is Chewie.

--R :thumb:
 

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We were okay for a while there. Everybody loves dogs.

The watch thing, hey.. To each their own. I have some watches, and a really rare one. No big.

But then:

4. And the final douchebag evidence against me, I drive a scooter.


I'm going to have to turn my head and walk away now.
 

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Do you even own a portable turntable to play your vinyl at the coffee shop?
 

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You've got a Vespa scoot to ride around on-- which is cool, not douche. :thumb:

And you've actually got a Vespa helmet? :shock:

That's of maximum coolness. And so is Chewie.

--R :thumb:

And this came with it as well



It kinda sucks that the helmet is a size too small. Its 20 years old which makes it quite worthless. Still though, it's a pretty cool ass helmet. I would definitely wear it on the rare occasion. It's also really large, like in outer circumference. It's what the Great Gazoo would wear. Not sure if Gazoo is correct?

Hey man, as long as you aren’t wearing Crocs out in public yet, yer still doin’ ok..
Son of a bitch!
 

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If there's evidence that this is NOT the case, there indeed may be redemption.

But if there is man-bun, and if he's stuck some chopsticks in there, It's all over.
Spoon included

Do you even own a portable turntable to play your vinyl at the coffee shop?
Amazon Music is quite enough thank you.
 

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And this came with it as well



It kinda sucks that the helmet is a size too small. Its 20 years old which makes it quite worthless. Still though, it's a pretty cool ass helmet. I would definitely wear it on the rare occasion. It's also really large, like in outer circumference. It's what the Great Gazoo would wear. Not sure if Gazoo is correct?

Had to look that one up!

Turns out that you got it right. It's Gazoo.

--R :thumb:
 

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