It can't happen fast enough...

[SteveGangi]

I so do not miss the corporate buzzword bullshit that has taken over conversations.
Corp-speak was so frustrating for me.

I had a personal "rule of thumb"...

The guy tossing buzz words and catch phrases, and taking about "magical bullet" type stuff, didn't know shit.

I'm still waiting to be proven wrong on that one.

Paradigm, outside the box, empowerment, lift the kimono, boots on the ground, win win, etc etc etc. Bullshit, all of it.

 

[PeteK]

I had a personal "rule of thumb"...

The guy tossing buzz words and catch phrases, and taking about "magical bullet" type stuff, didn't know shit.

I'm still waiting to be proven wrong on that one.

Paradigm, outside the box, empowerment, lift the kimono, boots on the ground, win win, etc etc etc. Bullshit, all of it.

Drive it to completion. Set ourselves up for success. Hone in on the key performance indicators. Make sure it doesn't effect the critical path.

I could keep going. It's basically the fastest way for upper management to induce eye rolls from the peons at the bottom. We used to take bets on it. Buzzword Bingo. When we knew the boss wanted to talk to us, it was "$5 says he mentions KPI's at least twice".

 

[pnuggett]

Going forward.....

 

[MikeyTheCat]

I so do not miss the corporate buzzword bullshit that has taken over conversations.
Corp-speak was so frustrating for me.

In case you’ve missed the HR Consultant of the day, here are some new ones.
Quiet Quitting
Rage Applying
Quiet Promotion
Quiet Hiring
And I’m sure the list has grown.

 

[PeteK]

In case you’ve missed the HR Consultant of the day, here are some new ones.
Quiet Quitting
Rage Applying
Quiet Promotion
Quiet Hiring
And I’m sure the list has grown.

My new favorite is malicious compliance

 

[LtDave32]

In case you’ve missed the HR Consultant of the day, here are some new ones.
Quiet Quitting
Rage Applying
Quiet Promotion
Quiet Hiring
And I’m sure the list has grown.

Old ones:

"value added"

"end user"

"mission speciic"

"unpack"

"pin this"

 

[efstop]

Our jackets and shirts had "Synergize" on the back near the collar or on the sleeve at the shoulder. The last winter coat I got before I retired from there has it on the back at the bottom. I'm certain that none of the employees below manager (myself included) ever asked about or looked up its meaning.

 

[Goff]

On the contrary working from home is a necessity considering transfection is ongoing.

Everything is being disassembled.

 

[dc007]

On the contrary working from home is a necessity considering transfection is ongoing.

Everything is being disassembled.

I do not understand

 

[Goff]

I do not understand

Transfection electroporation.

https://www.thermofisher.com/ph/en/...ics/transfection-methods/electroporation.html

 

[efstop]

Transfection electroporation.

Can viruses perform lab experiments by themselves? It seems to be a mechanical method.

 

[Goff]

Can viruses perform lab experiments by themselves? It seems to be a mechanical method.

It's not by themselves. it's AI assisted using graphene hydroxide using radio waves.

 

[dc007]

It's not by themselves. it's AI assisted using graphene hydroxide using radio waves.

And they (whomever they are) are doing this to folks at work?

 

[efstop]

And they (whomever they are) are doing this to folks at work?

It's only a threat if your tinfoil hat is on too tight

 

[Goff]

And they (whomever they are) are doing this to folks at work?

It's being done all over. Notice after the lock down started they didn't ban the Olympics and certain social groups from congregating? Then what did they require for anyone to attend any normal social function? The last Olympics in China was last year in February.

If you have a smart phone, put on your Bluetooth and in a crowd how many unrecognizable Bluetooth addresses show up?

It's being monitored at cemeteries from those recently interned.

Congregation is part of the transfection process. They started this technology with mice. How to rid colonies of mice. By infecting one to infect the others.

https://news.berkeley.edu/2016/05/27/faster-more-efficient-crispr-editing-in-mice/

They came up with KNOCK OUT MOUSE.

https://www.news-medical.net/life-sciences/Electroporation-and-the-Production-of-Knockout-Mice.aspx

 

[Goff]

It's only a threat if your tinfoil hat is on too tight

I wish it was that simple.

 

[PeteK]

I do not understand

I got you. I've seen this one before.

 

[Goff]

You should next play Lt.Col Tom Bearden's interview on Nikola Tesla mechanics in a car that ran without gasoline and input of energy by extracting energy from a vacuum.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

My new favorite is malicious compliance

I’m doing that with the head of our architectural board since he yelled at me for cutting dead branches from one tree and removing two diseased tress from my backyard. Now he’ll be getting requests each week that I’m allowed to mow my lawn.

 

[wildhawk1]

I’m doing that with the head of our architectural board since he yelled at me for cutting dead branches from one tree and removing two diseased tress from my backyard. Now he’ll be getting requests each week that I’m allowed to mow my lawn.

Architectural board?