I'm f'en single!

[Phil47uk]

Notice how Vasco copied me though.. Jeans..Open neck shirt.. Black jacket.
Or maybe that's just the dress code of the majority of certain middle aged men in the UK.
Of course I carry it off far better than he does for two reasons.. A...I don't have a ridiculous haircut like he does that looks like someone has stuck a chrysanthemum on top of my head, and B...My knuckles don't scrape along the floor when I walk.

 

[diceman]

Yup. If I get divorced, I'm gonna hit the gym, and bang a whole lot of chicks.

Thats what I'd do if I were you.

Just watch out for the VD.

 

[73roadrunner]

Thanks for the replies guys, & I apologize for my bad language.. I had to get drtunk though, after talking to 2 of my room mates who were drunk & my sister who were drunk, & after my brother in law telling me I deserved acouple beers.. I said screw it & started downing them.


I think her & I are actually going to talk about it, I actually have a gut feeling that theres a huge gap in communication & stuff, I can't really explain it.. Even though I've done the whole "not caring" bit when I talked to her earlier, it about killed me.. Hearing her cry on the phone was not good at all Whatever happens will be for the best I'm sure


But right now, this song is perfect.. I fel every note, every word sang

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYXHdFUAqK4]YouTube - Great White House of Broken Love Full Version[/ame]

 

[coldsteal2]

Oh to be twenty again.

yea,................that would kick ass

 

[coldsteal2]

Yup. If I get divorced, I'm gonna hit the gym, and bang a whole lot of chicks.

Thats what I'd do if I were you.

Just watch out for the VD.

Hitting the stage works even better than the gym

 

[coldsteal2]

I used to be one of those pussy ass "nice guys" and girls walked over me. Now I walk over them... as I step out of their apartment without waking them.

yep exactly

 

[Harmony]

Yup. If I get divorced, I'm gonna hit the gym, and bang a whole lot of chicks.

Thats what I'd do if I were you.

Just watch out for the VD.

Why is it that men like to hit the gym when they get out of a marriage/relationship? Why not go during marriage?
My ex did the same thing. Funny though that during our marriage, he wasn't interested in getting fit or being healthier. Sitting on his ass, ordering people like slaves and stuffing his face was his way of keeping fit

So Diceman, why wait to go to gym if you divorce? Why not while you are married? Just curious like.

 

[dennistruckdriver]

Why is it that men like to hit the gym when they get out of a marriage/relationship?....

Not me....I am in the best shape of my life!!!!
Wanna go to a movie sometime?

 

[coldsteal2]

thats pretty obvious........."Inspiration"

 

[dennistruckdriver]

....I don't have a ridiculous haircut like he does that looks like someone has stuck a chrysanthemum on top of my head, and B...My knuckles don't scrape along the floor when I walk.

You guys.....stop it!!!!

 

[Harmony]

Not me....I am in the best shape of my life!!!!
Wanna go to a movie sometime?

Yeah sure Dennis There is a new flick coming out, called Bobbit, just the movie I need to see. Wanna sit in back row with me?

J/K

 

[spacebubby]

 

[FLICKOFLASH]

Thanks for the replies guys, & I apologize for my bad language.. I had to get drtunk though, after talking to 2 of my room mates who were drunk & my sister who were drunk, & after my brother in law telling me I deserved acouple beers.. I said screw it & started downing them.


I think her & I are actually going to talk about it, I actually have a gut feeling that theres a huge gap in communication & stuff, I can't really explain it.. Even though I've done the whole "not caring" bit when I talked to her earlier, it about killed me.. Hearing her cry on the phone was not good at all Whatever happens will be for the best I'm sure


But right now, this song is perfect.. I fel every note, every word sang

YouTube - Great White House of Broken Love Full Version

Let's Flashback to the 8o's

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du9iX7Zzgs8]YouTube - Quarterflash - Harden My Heart[/ame]

Check out the tele with the odd positioned middle pickup

 

[dennistruckdriver]

Yeah sure Dennis There is a new flick coming out, called Bobbit, just the movie I need to see. Wanna sit in back row with me? ....

Sure!!!! I will be sure to stay awake!

 

[mrpesca]

Why is it that men like to hit the gym when they get out of a marriage/relationship? Why not go during marriage?
My ex did the same thing. Funny though that during our marriage, he wasn't interested in getting fit or being healthier. Sitting on his ass, ordering people like slaves and stuffing his face was his way of keeping fit

So Diceman, why wait to go to gym if you divorce? Why not while you are married? Just curious like.

I'm married and go to the gym for MY health and vanity. I guess if I'm ever single, I'll be ready.

 

[mrpesca]

My wife though is the sort of person that can find a pair of socks in a drawer that don't exist.

My wife always seems to find stuff that was right in front of me too. How do they do that?

 

[73roadrunner]

Why is it that men like to hit the gym when they get out of a marriage/relationship? Why not go during marriage?
My ex did the same thing. Funny though that during our marriage, he wasn't interested in getting fit or being healthier. Sitting on his ass, ordering people like slaves and stuffing his face was his way of keeping fit

So Diceman, why wait to go to gym if you divorce? Why not while you are married? Just curious like.

Shit I've been hitting the gym since November, I wanted my chick to like to see me naked


I'm still not sure what I did to make her think she needed to find someone better... I was a dick at times sure, but I always tried to make it up to her... Hell I'd even cook for her all the time, I was always there for her, I even surprised her with a ring last week because I thought she would like it.

 

[mrpesca]

Shit I've been hitting the gym since November, I wanted my chick to like to see me naked


I'm still not sure what I did to make her think she needed to find someone better... I was a dick at times sure, but I always tried to make it up to her... Hell I'd even cook for her all the time, I was always there for her, I even surprised her with a ring last week because I thought she would like it.

I always say, if you want a chick to leave, buy her flowers. (Or a ring) If you tell her not to let the door hit her on the way out, you'll never get rid of her. Women want a challenge, not a doormat. Listen to those former nice guys. (I'm one of them)

 

[FLICKOFLASH]

Sometimes it is good to open up to new things & step outside your box & take a look

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyShkaAwbR8&feature=channel]YouTube - Hilary Duff - Stranger - Official Video (HQ)[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVExfTxg5is&feature=channel]YouTube - Hilary Duff - Beat of My Heart[/ame]


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6PVVr4B04&feature=related]YouTube - Hilary Duff - So Yesterday[/ame]

 

[diceman]

Why is it that men like to hit the gym when they get out of a marriage/relationship? Why not go during marriage?
My ex did the same thing. Funny though that during our marriage, he wasn't interested in getting fit or being healthier. Sitting on his ass, ordering people like slaves and stuffing his face was his way of keeping fit

So Diceman, why wait to go to gym if you divorce? Why not while you are married? Just curious like.

Why is it that women always get boob jobs when they get divorced? I come from a small town originally - and you would be amazed at how many of the recently divorced women are walking around w/ a new rack and picking up the young studs...

Why didn't they get boob jobs while they were married?

Beats me.

For what its worth, my hypothetical was mostly "in good fun," and while I'm not in the best shape of my life, I'm far from being a fat slob. I'm still in the military, and have yet to fail a PT test or be "over weight" according to Army standards. Your X husband sounds nothing like me!