I want to apologize

[bildozr]

My golden rule in life is punch up not down. Punching down doesn't do anything but make you look like an asshole, and sideline those in a lesser position. Who does that benefit? Congrats if you feel tough I guess?

When you punch up, you can do whatever you want. Bully the annoying nerdy kid? nah man. I want to bully the bully. Give me some god damn red meat in my conflict.

If someone is offended by me, it takes me all of 60 seconds to listen. Are they valid? Maybe I should change my behavior some. Are they being annoying? "Fuck the fuck off." There's a lot of people more deserving of my ire, and an annoying overly sensitive person isn't worth my time. I can, however, conduct myself in a manner that is respectful of those around me. In reality, I'm too busy minding my own business.

I can save the shit talk for the boys.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

"I can, however, conduct myself in a manner that is respectful of those around me. In reality, I'm too busy minding my own business."

I think this is most people.

But at the end of the day don't tell me what to do or say. Mind your own business is a way of life. IDGAF what people do as long as they're not hurting children or animals. At the same time fuck off out of my business and leave me alone.

As soon as you get in my face and start trying to tell me what I have to do, what I have to say (or not say), etc. I can become the biggest meanest piece of shit you've ever met. All civility goes out the window.

I try to be a gentlemen until it's time to no longer be one.

 

[DeafDumbBlind Kid]

"I can, however, conduct myself in a manner that is respectful of those around me. In reality, I'm too busy minding my own business."

I think this is most people.

But at the end of the day don't tell me what to do or say. Mind your own business is a way of life. IDGAF what people do as long as they're not hurting children or animals. At the same time fuck off out of my business and leave me alone.

As soon as you get in my face and start trying to tell me what I have to do, what I have to say (or not say), etc. I can become the biggest meanest piece of shit you've ever met. All civility goes out the window.

I try to be a gentlemen until it's time to no longer be one.

"Be nice, until it's time to not be nice"

 

[pnuggett]

My golden rule in life is punch up not down. Punching down doesn't do anything but make you look like an asshole, and sideline those in a lesser position. Who does that benefit? Congrats if you feel tough I guess?

When you punch up, you can do whatever you want. Bully the annoying nerdy kid? nah man. I want to bully the bully. Give me some god damn red meat in my conflict.

If someone is offended by me, it takes me all of 60 seconds to listen. Are they valid? Maybe I should change my behavior some. Are they being annoying? "Fuck the fuck off." There's a lot of people more deserving of my ire, and an annoying overly sensitive person isn't worth my time. I can, however, conduct myself in a manner that is respectful of those around me. In reality, I'm too busy minding my own business.

I can save the shit talk for the boys.

Bullying can be a good thing. Kinda like tough love.


American Obesity Rate Falls Thanks To Resumed Bullying Of Fat Kids
Health·Dec 14, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Recent data from the Department of Health and Human Services indicates a decline in the American obesity rate as the practice of bullying fat kids has once again become publicly acceptable.

While public health analysts disagree on who exactly started calling out fatties on the playground again, there is broad consensus that these merciless bullies have led the charge in battling obesity.

"This is really great news for public health," said Brad Kinley, HHS employee. "We were clueless what else to do after all of our school lunch and exercise initiatives failed time after time. Turns out, the answer all along was ruthless bullying."


Kinley then briefly paused to jeer at a passing fat kid who was walking by. "Go eat some kale, McChuffins! The salad bar's the other way, fatso!"

"So, as I was saying, this is a really excellent turn of events for America," Kinley continued, as the fat kid ran away in tears. "Who knew the solution could be so simple and so easy?"

At publishing time, LGBTQ identification rates had also started to decline due to the resumption of calling things "gay."

 

[LtDave32]

LGBTQ identification rates had also started to decline due to the resumption of calling things "gay."

I'll tell you what.. As soon as the trans community felt they had achieved some sort of "power", they started throwing their presumed weight around and began inserting their agenda into anything and everything, bullying people every step of the way, bringing sexuality into schools and the lives of children.

Yeah, fuck with people's little kids. Brilliant. See what happens..

 

[LtDave32]

never bend the knee

you only compromise yourself and an apology is never enough for them.

This.

 

[Leee]

Yeah, fuck with people's little kids.

I have a few rules that simply won’t bend.
That’s one of them.

You want to know how ugly this could get? As ugly as it takes, to get the fucking point across.

All those feverish nightmares that the trans and grooming folks say they have?
That everyone is out to get ‘em?

Let me help your dreams come true.

 

[mdubya]

Yep.
There’s something to be said turning off your computer, putting your phone down, and going outside.
Get a little sun.
Maybe touch some grass.

And suck it up.
Buncha fuckin’ pussies.

Thanks, Leee.

Now my skin is itchy and I am sneezing.

Are you happy now?

 

[Jeremiah]

Those story-time drag queens never seem to want to read to adults, they could visit prisons and old folks homes, but they always seem to want to be around children...seems odd (I realize those aren't trans women, they're drag queens, which is completely different, but those fuckers are weird, for the reason I mentioned)

LG and B* are OK in my book, I don't care what they're doing. T is OK with me if they're just trying to live their lives and not impacting mine. QIA+ can fuck right off, those are the furries, the pronoun nazis, the gender nazis, and that one kid who had the high school install a cat box in the girls room so they can shit in it...yes, that happened in my town

*women, I understand, but there is no such thing as a bisexual man. dicks are gross, you don't just "try" one, if you're not plain old gay. You just don't...

 

[mdubya]

What youtube is suggesting for me thanks to this thread...

 

[Pop1655]

Admittedly, I come here to let my hair down and don't adhere to best behavior. I agree with the comments and thoughts on telling me how to behave. Other side of that, you come in my place and don't act right, we're gonna talk about it. You can yell at me all you want. Disrespect one of my girls and it'll be crystal clear in a heartbeat what my opinion is on that.

 

[LtDave32]

Admittedly, I come here to let my hair down and don't adhere to best behavior. I agree with the comments and thoughts on telling me how to behave. Other side of that, you come in my place and don't act right, we're gonna talk about it. You can yell at me all you want. Disrespect one of my girls and it'll be crystal clear in a heartbeat what my opinion is on that.

Alright you, you rabble-rousing insurrectionist..

..And tuck in those pajamas, dad-blast it.

damn kids..

 

[pnuggett]

Powerful: This Broadway Production Called A Little Retarded Girl Up On Stage
Entertainment·Dec 16, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

NEW YORK CITY, NY — The audience of the Broadway play & Juliet was in for a heartwarming surprise during a recent showing, when the production called a little retarded girl up on stage to perform one of the numbers.

While theatergoers were not certain why the short, apparently mentally handicapped girl was added to the production, the tiny retard's performance was a huge hit with the audience.

"I'm doing it!" squeaked the poor little retarded girl during her song and dance number. "This is a dream come true! Thank you Broadway people!"


Critics across the board raved about the little girl's brief appearance on Broadway.

"I just love it that & Juliet was bold and brave enough to put one of those handicapped kids up on stage," gushed theater critic Giulianna Froccia. "It really just speaks to their heart for the developmentally challenged. Bless her heart. What an inspiration."

Fans were unsure about the identity of the little girl, however.

"I mean, it seemed they were treating her like she was someone famous or something," said audience member Ben Colson. "But I have no idea who she could be. She obviously can't be anything too important, with an IQ level that low. She certainly shouldn't be in any position of power or influence."

At publishing time, the retarded little thespian had to rush off to return to the nation's capital, where she would reportedly sit to hear arguments that would potentially determine the fate of the United States.

 

[JTM45]

I’m going to Say “Short Bus Passenger”

 

[LtDave32]

I’m going to Say “Short Bus Passenger”

Memories kickin' in, eh?

 

[Pop1655]

I’m going to Say “Short Bus Passenger”

Been dying to say that for days, but been too scared! Pretty common reference down here when anyone does anything dumb.

 

[Juan Tumani]

Pretty common reference down here when anyone does anything dumb.

No. I think "You must take the short bus" just means you're doing random stuff.

I've heard my friends and family say it for years whenever I'm doing basically anything.