I used to play with myself

[Joeydego]

but then I joined a band.

 

[AXE]

Made me go blind.

Then I joined a band,

 

[rxbandit]

I used to play with myself. I still do, but I used to, too.

 

[Daniel]

Made me go blind.

Then I joined a band,

'Lemme' see your hands... They all hairy?

 

[MenaceMartin]

I think you'd need to remember and shave your hands first too

 

[So What]

 

[Daniel]

Bet we could burn that off 'a' there with some Ohio Blue Tips or a magnifying glass.

 

[7gtop]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCSms-jyOao]Using a Fire Extinguisher - YouTube[/ame]


Uhmmmm yeah ....

 

[Mexicanbreed]

but then I joined a band.

Let me guess...a trio with other two dudes?

 

[So What]

 

[SKATTERBRANE]

I knew that was coming, I almost started a thread with the exact same title. Carry on, carry on.

 

[Leendrix]

I bet you still do. We all do.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

I still do. I get tense.

 

[chasenblues]

Isn't this how last nights debacle kinda started out?




here have a go at yourself over this,

Drum roll please to see how long before the infraction message's go out.

 

[Strato]

I wore all of the hair off of my hands. Nice shaved feel to both of them.


I beat my meat for years and then found out the Market sold tenderizer.

 

[Bluesky]

I still do. Its the secret to a 20 + yr marriage......

 

[lespaul01]

fap fap fap

 

[lespaul01]

I still do. I get tense.

U burn hot bro.

 

[TOMMYTHUNDERS]

jackin it is easy and fun... at any moment you have this amazing ability to make yourself feel awesome... why wouldn't you do it?

i've had friends who've tried to see how long they can go without doing it.... why? what good does that do? what is your goal?

jackin' it rules, and i won't stop for you or anyone.

obviously sex is badass, but sometimes you don't want to have to think about anyone else.

 

[lespaul01]

jackin it is easy and fun... at any moment you have this amazing ability to make yourself feel awesome... why wouldn't you do it?

i've had friends who've tried to see how long they can go without doing it.... why? what good does that do? what is your goal?

jackin' it rules, and i won't stop for you or anyone.

obviously sex is badass, but sometimes you don't want to have to think about anyone else.

The feminists would be pi$$ed.