I sniffed cork last night

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Been looking for a band or people to jam with for months now, with little to no luck. Some guy texts me last night saying he's interested. Then......he sent some photos of his gear.

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Despite not having any inclination to jam with a guy that shows pill bottles and a Crown Royal bag (PARTY!!1!!) next to his lineup of waaaaay too many Boss pedals, there's no way in hell I would jam in a band with a guy rocking those ugly-ass Dimebag gits. I don't care if it was Dimebag himself risen from the grave.

I promptly lifted a finely aged cork to my nose and texted him back that I'd already found people to jam with.

Am I an asshole?
 

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That's a lot of fuzzy tone in that rig.

The guy gets dropped immediately for having a Metal Zone pedal in his chain.
 

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Been looking for a band or people to jam with for months now, with little to no luck. Some guy texts me last night saying he's interested. Then......he sent some photos of his gear.

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Despite not having any inclination to jam with a guy that shows pill bottles and a Crown Royal bag (PARTY!!1!!) next to his lineup of waaaaay too many Boss pedals, there's no way in hell I would jam in a band with a guy rocking those ugly-ass Dimebag gits. I don't care if it was Dimebag himself risen from the grave.

I promptly lifted a finely aged cork to my nose and texted him back that I'd already found people to play with.

Am I an asshole?

would have done the same lol

aint playing blues with that gear!
 

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Quaaludes and Crown royal....could be fun!...but seriously,rank amateur,i think.A lot of attitude in those guits..i kinda like 'em...:slash:
 

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A whole row of Boss pedals... none of which are plugged in to anything. The pill bottles were what caught my attention, too. Odd... maybe he thinks showing the booze and pill bottles makes him appear more edgy? LOL Never know, he may be a hell of a guy, but first impressions are forever. ;)
 

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I know that guy! I just texted him this link.
He's crazy.
You're in big trouble.
:laugh2:

A Metal Zone with a Mesa?!!
That indicates mental illness, infallibly.
 

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If you do end up jammin' with him make sure to wear eye protection.

Ear plugs would be a wise precaution too.
 

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If you're not careful I'll post the pics here of you rocking your...

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:laugh2:

What's wrong with my guitars? I have colors to suit every mood: flamboyant, dramatic and emotional.
They're super-comfy to play, as well. Plus, after you stack 3 Metal Zones (2 for a clean tone) that guitar really sounds amazing, with enough delay.
Yer so judgy!! And before you go sniffing corks, make sure you know where they've been.
 

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I thought you guys where my friends .
now I see what you all are really about .
I send a few friendly pictures and you all judge me like that.
if you must know I needed the mesa to drown out the voices .
but now that I am seeing a doctor and on meds I moved to a more sensible sized line6 spider .
and while on the topic of meds they don't swallow them self's you got to wash it down with something I prefer crown .:naughty:
 

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A whole row of Boss pedals... none of which are plugged in to anything. The pill bottles were what caught my attention, too. Odd... maybe he thinks showing the booze and pill bottles makes him appear more edgy? LOL Never know, he may be a hell of a guy, but first impressions are forever. ;)

Looks like the pedals are on a table.
Pill bottles make great storage and look like prescribed drugs.
You guys are so critical.
If I was keen to jam I would have met him. Might have been fun but you will never know now.
 

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Am I an asshole?

The prescriptions were filled at a VA pharmacy. The man is a veteran and since he is getting his meds from a VA pharmacy he most likely got injured serving our country.

So, while I don't believe you are an "asshole" I do hope you give him a chance.
 

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The prescriptions were filled at a VA pharmacy. The man is a veteran and since he is getting his meds from a VA pharmacy he most likely got injured serving our country.

So, while I don't believe you are an "asshole" I do hope you give him a chance.

Ummm.. Or he stole them from a veteran relative.
 

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Might have been fun but you will never know now.

Thankfully, I'm fairly certain.

The prescriptions were filled at a VA pharmacy. The man is a veteran and since he is getting his meds from a VA pharmacy he most likely got injured serving our country.

Being deployed to and/or fighting wars in foreign nations for US corporate interests is not 'serving our country'. If he's a Border Patrol Agent, then that's another story. But all that's another thread entirely. Your point is noted, and maybe I shouldn't be so hard.
 

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