I made a cake!

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Yeah it's true, I was at the grocery store and decided I'd appease my sweet tooth with a cake from the bakery, but it was $10, just a regular cake. I started thinking, that's just too much so I thought, hey why not bake one yourself, so without a gay thought in my mind I sauntered ...walked, I walked over to the baking section and found what I needed for a double chocolate cake all for about $2.50. All you need is the mix, frosting, some eggs, oil, water, and a pan and bam, CAKE! After you make one and it's so cheap it seems stupid to pay someone else to make one for a bunch of money. Turned out terrible, no kidding it's great, you can't really F it up to be honest. Mix her up and throw it in, take it out, cool it off, cover it up, eat it, same set of instructions as sex.

Any bakers here? I didn't even know I was one. In the beginning God said, let there be light, and there was light, let there be guitar, and there was guitar, let there be cake, and there was cake! I'm feeling so empowered I might even make brownies next, but no nuts, I'll kick your ass if I find nuts in brownies.

What would a thread be without some kind of visual, although mine was just cake from a box and frosting from a can, nothing fancy is good enough for me.


 
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Once. Never needed to do it again as my wife makes the best cakes I’ve ever had.
 

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Once. Never needed to do it again as my wife makes the best cakes I’ve ever had.
I looked in the wife isle at the grocery store but they were all out so I had to do it myself, just like sex these days.
 

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This is one of those threads that's destined to drop to page two within hours if not sooner. I knew it, a thread about baking a cake? WTF is that? It's like a sitcom about nothing only without the devoted audience. Oh well, that's life, think I'll go have a piece of cake.
 

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I do cakes, cookies, bread machine bread; did an apple crisp yesterday.
Only one way to get fresh-baked goods.

Usually just a box cake... takes 2 minutes to mix and a half-hour to bake.
Canned frosting is surprisingly awesome.

Never done a pie before... maybe this year.

Hell yeah, bake a cake I got desert for four days.
 

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I'm in the middle of a power struggle, narrowly avoided watching gay porn. It's tempting, nothing sexier than an overly hairy ass. How long did it take you to return to form after you baked?
I don't remember the brownies knocked me on my ass.

Apparently you're supposed to eat like half of one, and not four at once!
 

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I don't remember the brownies knocked me on my ass.

Apparently you're supposed to eat like half of one, and not four at once!
Ah you made the good kind of brownies. Moshy Moshy.
 

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My daughter is a chef but also bakes cakes on the side(good money).I was working on her car few years ago and came across some pans shaped like a dick and balls in her trunk..I am like WTF are these..She said they were popular for bridal showers..

good grief..
 

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This is one of those threads that's destined to drop to page two within hours if not sooner. I knew it, a thread about baking a cake? WTF is that? It's like a sitcom about nothing only without the devoted audience. Oh well, that's life, think I'll go have a piece of cake.

No doubt, we probably have 50 pages of tranny threads, I think about 8 or 9 for a midget, and 20 something pages for a dude that’s in love.

This place is great, I’ll bet we could have an 8 page discussion about rectal thermometers.
 




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