I let her manscape me

CB91710

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My wife's girlfriend's husband has her cut his toenails. That's more fucked up than my mom's checkbook.
I have mine done at a nail place every few weeks.
Nice and relaxing, spending 45 minutes or so while a nice lady trims my nails, Dremels off the dead skin, does a salt scrub, and massages my legs.
I'm doing that while my wife is in Walmart.

Only problem is my feet are so smooth that if I get an itch on my leg in the middle of the night, I can't scratch it with my heel.
 

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My gal and I are off to see some bands tonite, I'm meeting one of her friends and her boyfriend who are going to be with us tonite. They're pretty hard-core swingers I guess. She and I talked about a threesome with her friend at one time (nope, not my kinda type physically)... and the prospect of a foursome is not even a discussion, but for us but it is a topic of comic proportions to joke about. Since I have not met either of them before, we have a bet going about (a) whether the dude "accidently" brushes by my ass and (b) whether at the end of the evening we get invited for a "drink afterwards", lol.... Uh, "whats 'No' for $500, Alex?"

I think they may try.... but she and I have other plans afterwards.....and it just features us, thank the gods....
 

Tim Fezziwig

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I'm starting to think he should just go back to doing drugs.




Just kidding bling. Drugs are bad, mmkay?
P, who says? I've known "withered" drunks-still self-absorbed A-holes they just don't "release.' Ultra sad-ONLY l"light up" when talking of passed/past drunks. No, be who you are-if you are a Junkie -take it to completion. I was told,

"Go, procreate,BUY BUY BUY...drink this---smoke this...screw this...but-IN MODERATION......

Yeah, humans are real good at policing themselves. Drink+shoot up+ buy guns+Play headgames.........

in the end you stop breathing. did you enjoy this existence? I do,because I do what comes naturally= a pagan POET who believes this is folly-so I folly-should I have an intervention?

"Tim, you are an unholy fool-QUIT-here is a keychain-Now-here RAH RAH.......see? You can do this...

Bling-Zero role models-

Some cry


Oh the children!

Worried become a Social Worker-save the world.........

You need a potato up the butt....or THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING


as they say--Go----what do they always tell me? Oh yeah Go biggg----bigg--BBBBBBIIIIGGGGGGGG
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Tim Fezziwig

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Am I in denial? Do I want something up my butt? I really don't, I don't want to do this.

"Tim, how about a cherry?"
"Why? I'd rather eat it."
"Eating is boring!"
"You want thrills? JOIN THE FOREIGN LEGION!"
 




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