I Dreamt of the Secret Chord Progression Last Night

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Tim T here at my gateleg table. It is 11:01 am EST.I have been awake for 53 minutes. My mind is still clouded. I had a very musical dream last night. Most of my dreams have music and art. I often dream I'm in some rural area. I'm a painter. I go into a gothic structure and row after row of my paintings are hung on the stone walls. Mostly allegorical stuff. Where did all these original paintings come from? My mind? They are DAMN good paintings. I'm not that good a a visual artist. I'm ART BRUT! I believe they are visions of alternate realities? Who knows they are very entertaining.

Last night I was TIRED! Long +draining week. I worked 80? hours. CRAPPO sleep. NO SLEEP! Fun Stuff. Very tiring though. I've been writing GREAT posts lately. My mind is SOFT and pliant. Rock Dream stuff. Split-narratives. People get DRAINED reading them. That is important. This is a heady brew. Is it real? Fiction? Confession? I prefer confession. I love to confess. My one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,That is a whole other thread. The art of confessing.

VENT VENT SPLEEN SPLEEN! So I'm Beat. I'm watching Dark Shadows and I'm nodding. Dark Shadows is a goth soap opera from 1966-1971. Jonathan Frid plays BARNABAS<THE VAMPIRE> Moody stuff. So I go to DREAMLAND!

I'm in some Edwardian? Land. I walk in a meadow. There are green and purpled mists. I see a a man seated playing a guitar. I'm viewing it from behind. It is a Gibby type headstock. I stand watching his back as he plays a SWEET chord progression? To my ear I would say a minor dirge. Lilting and twill. I'm interested in the chords. He stops playing.
He turns around. His face is unformed or blocked out in my mind? He probably looks like Jimmy Page? Brian May? Cookie Boy? Some mysterious Brit.
I ask him" What chords were they?"
He looks at me.
Then I hear the chord structure inside my DREAM MIND. Way too complex for me?
I say "Just show me. Theory is NOT my strong point"
He laughs and he shows me his guitar.
It is alot like Jeff Beck's Oxblood. It has P90's in it. Old style slant tailpiece. I LOVE IT!He fingers the chords. Cm---What ? It makes no sense. I'm hearing GHOST notes everywhere? He hands me the guitar.
"You play it"
Now even in my dreams I'm a hack. I play Sunshine of Your love> I play it very well. We don't even have an amp? I'm playing a DREAM Amp. I'd say it sounded like a PLEXI! Nice bloom.
I hand the guitar back to Jeff?JimmY? whoever it is.
He then breaks all the strings. New strings appear.
He plays a monstrous progression? Very bassy? Almost like Vanilla Fudge but HEAVIER!
The scene shifts. I'm in a Garden. There is an acoustic? Matin D28? I pick it up. I play THE SECRET PROGRESSION. I sound ....

Sorry narrative break. I have to get the tea kettle. Alright black tea is steeping.

Where was I? the BS gets SO THICK? Oh yeah!


So I left the mage guitarist with the BADASS Lp 1954? Oxblood +P90's.

I'm going to recreate that guitar. Thanks dream guitarist. I Love OXBlood.

I'm in a garden with a Martin acoustic D28? I sit down and play it. I PLAY THE SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION! IT STINKS! I get disgusted. I then play You Gotta Move. I always jam on that>even in my dreams>

The guitar Mage reappears with his Oxblood. He comes over to me.
I tell him the SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION STINKS! I hand him the acoustic. He plays THE SECRTET CHORD PROGRESSION! It does stink.

He laughs. "You didn't really think I would give you the SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION did you?
I say "Yeah why Not. I showed you how I play Sunshine"
He then plays a BLISTERING solo.

It sounded like Scotty Moore gone mad. Pure R+R. Actually Rock-a-Billy. WOW . GUTBUCKET!
He goes to hand me the guitar. I decline. I don't have half the riffs.
The sky turns cloudy. We depart. He waves and says
"I've been playing guitars forever. I also have the dream guitar. keep at it you'll be good someday"'
"You are THE BEST. I love your Oxblood P90 . Take care>>>>>>>>>>>>.
The last lead you ripped was unbelievable. You sounded like Scotty Moore"


I then woke-up. It was a decent dream. What did it mean? Well I would say I need a Beck-like Oxblood w/p90's. I need to go back to the"roots" of R+R and listen to more Scotty. Also I need to learn some Nick Drake so the next time I'm handed an acoustic in a dream I can play something "exotic"> I love Sunshine of your Love and You gotta Move>>>>I think the Dream guitarist wanted to hear me play something less percussive? I don't know. I'm not that worried about it. I'll learn the Black Swan for our next Dream jam.

Signing off from ScottyMoore-adelphia
Tim Jansch!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MqN_AvNQec]Black Swan- Bert Jansch - YouTube[/ame]
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:laugh2::laugh2: I was waiting for the key to the guitar universe, Tim. You got me!:D Of course there is no magic, just a shitload of dedication and practice. Think I'll go play Sunshine now in your honor. Later, bro.....:)
 

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I think I figured out the SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION=Rick Derringer?
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The ubiquitous Chord progression muse
has brought you a message which
is a very rare event
Do not dismiss this reverie
grasp this knowledge
and create six string heaven
 

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I'm in some Edwardian? Land. I walk in a meadow. There are green and purpled mists. I see a a man seated playing a guitar. I'm viewing it from behind. It is a Gibby type headstock. I stand watching his back as he plays a SWEET chord progression? To my ear I would say a minor dirge. Lilting and twill. I'm interested in the chords. He stops playing.
He turns around. His face is unformed or blocked out in my mind? He probably looks like Jimmy Page? Brian May? Cookie Boy? Some mysterious Brit.
I ask him" What chords were they?"
He looks at me.
Then I hear the chord structure inside my DREAM MIND. Way too complex for me?
I say "Just show me. Theory is NOT my strong point"
He laughs and he shows me his guitar.

By process of elimination that's Vasco ruled out then. :laugh2:




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It's a sign...from beyond this dimention...you need a Jeff Beck oxblood LP...or... Thats it, no spicy food before bedtime for you!! :) No white rabbits?

That was a pretty wild dream, plus the fact that you remembered it ..:applause:
 

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:laugh2::laugh2:Calling on Ye Strat Lover. Sir Vasco:laugh2:

Don't invite him over to the thread for God's sake Tim.. You know what he's like.. 'Feckin this and fecking that. Fancy arsed chords. Bloody southern softie shites. Guitar teachers know f*ck all. You cant play blues on a banjocaster. All those fridlee didlian modes are for sissies'...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Don't invite him over to the thread for God's sake Tim.. You know what he's like.. 'Feckin this and fecking that. Fancy arsed chords. Bloody southern softie shites. Guitar teachers know f*ck all. You cant play blues on a banjocaster. All those fridlee didlian modes are for sissies'...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:laugh2:

is Vasco worse then me? I don't even play covers? Vasco can you hear me. I will out-Hack you. From what I hear Phil is a LEGEND!Vasco needs a new SG NOW! This goes out to Sir Vasco. Faeries wear Strats!:laugh2: Listen to this tone. C'mon he is the RIFF GOD! Crashing Chords! Wow!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuI8d57N9I]BLACK SABBATH-FARIES WEAR BOOTS 1970 - YouTube[/ame]
 

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is Vasco worse then me? I don't even play covers? Vasco can you hear me. I will out-Hack you. From what I hear Phil is a LEGEND!Vasco needs a new SG NOW! This goes out to Sir Vasco. Faeries wear Strats!:laugh2: Listen to this tone. C'mon he is the RIFF GOD! Crashing Chords! Wow!
BLACK SABBATH-FARIES WEAR BOOTS 1970 - YouTube

You've done it now Tim....
It's only a matter of time now before the dark one approaches.....:laugh2:

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And a recent close up after someone played him a Strat solo.

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Fear not though brave Sir Tim.. The RAF will soon deal with him..

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He's toiling away in Vasco Manor currently, I'll get him over here...

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is Vasco worse then me? I don't even play covers? Vasco can you hear me. I will out-Hack you. From what I hear Phil is a LEGEND!Vasco needs a new SG NOW! This goes out to Sir Vasco. Faeries wear Strats!:laugh2: Listen to this tone. C'mon he is the RIFF GOD! Crashing Chords! Wow!
BLACK SABBATH-FARIES WEAR BOOTS 1970 - YouTube

Phil is a legend in his own school lunchtime. End of...! :D :dude:

Can't even keep his Banjocaster in tune (there's a surprise). Feckin'g tuning up halfway through the first song we did at Bridport last year. I had to carry it while he was going plink, plink, quack, quack through his tuner. But I carried it impeccably with my lester, of course...!!! :naughty: :applause: :laugh2: :D :dude:
 

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Anyway Tim, never mind the progression, DID YOU FIND THE LOST CHORD...??? :hmm: :dude:
 

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One of my favorites. Seemed appropriate!



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytfX4al_1qE]THE MOODY BLUES -- In Search Of The Lost Chord -- 1968 - YouTube[/ame]
 

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I guess sometimes it is Better not to know? I'm Happy NOW! If I learned THE SECRET CHORD PROGRESSION it might DESTROY ME? I already have KILLER riffs. Do I need more? I'll think on it. I'm TEMPTED to open up and FLOW? Maybe I need some sleep?
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