I don't know if this is funny or sad?

[acstorfer]

Okay, in one sense I feel for this man. He was so depressed he decided to end it all by breaching zoo security so he could feed himself to the resident tigers (sad). After 20 minutes of taunting, the tigers refused to eat him (funny).

Depressed Man Tries to Feed Himself to Tigers, Gets Rejected | TIME.com

 

[Barcham]

The tigers knew that if they ate him, they'd be hungry again in an hour.

 

[acstorfer]

I'm so glad they didn't eat him. If he'd have died, I wouldn't feel right laughing so hard about it!

 

[chasenblues]

Maybe they wanted Italian instead.

 

[MooCheng]

one tiger said to another...

" Do you fancy a chinese tonight "

 

[acstorfer]

I wonder... If the tigers would have eaten the guy, I wonder if the zoo would have had to put them down?

 

[bilbarstow]

Why didn't the tiger eat the clowns ? He thought that they tasted funny ...

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

yeah,...that's kinda funny

 

[realjimjim]

Always thought animals were smarter than people.

 

[AXE]

Always thought animals were smarter than people.

Wanna go to the zoo?

 

[jerryo]

Rejection is all encompassing some days.

 

[chasenblues]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmuy3BrGjVE]Seinfeld S06E19 The Jimmy: George likes his chicken spicy! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Roberteaux]

Perhaps he would have met with greater success, had he thought to bring a bottle of steak sauce with him...

--R

 

[GuitarDean]

When the world just aint right for ya and shit ain't going the way you'd like it too, shit just aint gonna go your way... rough one on that guy

 

[MooCheng]

he must have been wearing Old Spice aftershave
that will put anyone off there food

 

[Kashmir]

Attention hound!

 

[artis_xe]

cats just know ( another reason whay cats are cool )

now __ if he had been taunting them in a threatening manner . like pushing them or hitting them

he might have suffered more severe injuries
large cats do not intentionally harm humans

 

[Alligatorbling]

suicide in the east is always odd... the cultural aspect of it there is fascinating, sad, but fascinating.

google Aokigahara Forest if your morbidly curious. not for the squeamish. lots of documentary videos about it on youtube as well.

 

[Stevie 202]

"I asked them to bite me [...]"

Huh...Go figger.

Whenever I say that to someone they get real mad.

Maybe he should have told them to fvck off instead.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

if he'd run up and kicked one in the nuts things would've ended differently.

You've got to have a plan.