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[VictorB]

Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana | NBC 6 South Florida

A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana.

Phillip Joseph Smolinsky, 36, was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to the fruit fight, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.

He was being held without bond Thursday, jail records showed. It was unknown whether he has an attorney.

When deputies responded to Smolinsky's Port Richey home, his live-in girlfriend told them he had thrown a banana at her, WFLA reported. Smolinsky denied the accusation and said she had thrown the banana at him.

But a deputy noticed the girlfriend's face was slightly red where she said the banana hit her, an arrest affidavit said. The deputy also found the banana in the garbage and parts of the peel on the ground.

When the deputy tried to arrest Smolinsky, he resisted and had to be pepper-sprayed, authorities said.

Smolinsky is expected to make his first court appearance Thursday afternoon.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Idiot.

You try and tell people, "Drop an orange in a sock, it wont leave bruises!" ..but do they listen?

Never,....not till the pepper spray hits 'em.

 

[kevinpaul]

I was on a coconut and banana diet. I never lost a pound but you should see me climb a tree.

 

[bilbarstow]

Idiot.

You try and tell people, "Drop an orange in a sock, it wont leave bruises!" ..but do they listen?

Never,....not till the pepper spray hits 'em.

When in Florida ... use a Grapefruit. (might need a bigger sock )

 

[Meatwad]

The article doesn't say what time the attack happened.

I'm guessing it was around peanut butter jelly time.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

@Bil

are you kidding? I've been through Florida a few times,...just drop some of those cockroaches and sh*t ya'll got there in a sock! That'll beat a man to death!


....I was drunk at the time,..but to this day I'm pretty sure I saw a Florida cockroach assault and rape a house cat!

The bugs are no joke down there!

...I think they wear colors and travel in gangs or some sh*t!

 

[matthew bear]

^

 

[Sinster]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w]Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit - YouTube[/ame]

 

[mr_mer]

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit - YouTube

8 posts until Banana thief defense?!?!?!?!?!! You guys are slacking.

 

[Fiat Lux]

Idiot.

You try and tell people, "Drop an orange in a sock, it wont leave bruises!" ..but do they listen?

Never,....not till the pepper spray hits 'em.

Hey, thanks Mal… very helpful suggestion.

I hate it when my orange is bruised…

cheers

 

[So What]

 

[Shelbyblues]

 

[artisan4]

This never would have happened in NEW Port Richey.

 

[Laggspike]

i wuld most likely gt sprayed aswell if i was in his situation.. (and that i havent done anything wrong)

Becouse that story seems to be far away lol