I didn't get my prestigious award

[garweft]

I got a really nice watch.....
















out of the lost and found when no one was looking.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Robert Plant did not smoke, he took my Bid to goof on me. Watch your pen around that bastard. Job hoppers never get any mention?

 

[Meatwad]

NSFW lyrics.

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One day, I'll get a plaque that looks just like this one, just with different dates.
It looks like it can hold a lot of drinks.

The Final Award.

(A friend sent me this a while back - it creeps people out when I have it as my desktop pic at work.)

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

As lame as plaques and engraved items can be, they are a tangible symbol
of recognition and/or appreciation.

 

[mgenet]

I got a Seiko watch for 10 years. Nice watch. Hardly ever wear it.

Use a Timex everyday. Damn things keep on ticking and
they are cheap as hell.

 

[Meatwad]

Well, guess what was sitting on my desk when I got to work this morning?

 

[Cruznolfart]

Well, guess what was sitting on my desk when I got to work this morning?

A full in-box? Your boss's secretary? The hubcap that flew off your pickup 2 years ago? C'mon, that's all I got.

 

[Chilli]

Was it a drinks coaster?

 

[Meatwad]

Was it a drinks coaster?

Yup - gift wrapped, with my name on 'em. (the box that is - not the coasters themselves)

 

[Meatwad]

A full in-box? Your boss's secretary? The hubcap that flew off your pickup 2 years ago? C'mon, that's all I got.

Usually I find stuff that's broke, usually with a note that says, "This is broke!"

 

[Cruznolfart]

Yup - gift wrapped, with my name on 'em. (the box that is - not the coasters themselves)

Better than an old muddy hubcap.

 

[NRBQ]

I once got a plaque from where I worked and wondered why it was out on the lawn, then I realized it was just a piece of dog crap from the day before, bastards!

.

 

[DelawareGold]

I worked for a Company who's 5 year service award was a
Seat Cushion that doubled as a flotation device. It had their
Logo on one side, and a safety slogan on the other. The 10
year service award was a coffee mug with their Logo on one
side and a safety slogan on the other. I get a little choked
up every time I think about how much they cared about me
to put a safety slogan on my service award. >snif<

 

[Meatwad]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you:

My prestigious award for 25 years of service.
2 drink coasters!!

Maybe after another 25 years I'll have enough for a small party.

 

[redcoats1976]

What if your employer gave you a cat?

my dogs would have a good time chasing it around the house...

 

[MikeZito]

I have only received two awards in my life. When I was a little kid I got one for winning a dance contest, and another in grade-school for basketball foul-shooting . . . which is ironic because I am a TERRIBLE basketball player, and an ever worse dancer.

I have two jobs - I have been at one for 35 years, and the other for 22 . . . no plaque, no coasters.

 

[hecube]

The company I work for gave me a solar clock for my tenth year. The solar clock is more like a sculpture but it is functional. They also give an original artwork at the 15th year (I'm in my 14th year now).

 

[Lungo]

I received a Certificate of Performance at least twice a month for every job I've ever had. It was a prestigious award that I earned for performing my duties at the expected level of my employer.

Certificate of Performance = My paycheck.

 

[Hack]