acstorfer
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Back in February I decided to ask out one of my house cleaners. Besides being stunning, we got along really well the year+ I knew her. We got on really well, went out a few times, and then things took a turn. We were out on a Friday night and I asked her if she's got any fun plans for the weekend. I wasn't going to ask her out for that weekend. I figured it would be smothering. Anyway she asks me if I wanted to go to the movies on Sunday. I figured as long as she did the asking I'd still look cool enough, and it wasn't like I didn't want to see her. So I text her on Saturday figuring we would sort out the plan for Sunday. So she doesn't text back. So I text her on Sunday and I don't hear anything back for hours, so I text her again. She texts me back to let me know she's moving out of her aunt and uncle's home and moving in with some friends. Oh, in case some are wondering, we texted because her English sucked as much as my Spanish and texting was the easiest way to communicate. So anyway I'm thinking who decides to move and does it the next day??? In the back of my mind I'm thinking she's blowing me off, while I'm still wondering why she would ask me out just to blow me off. I'm getting all weird about it. We texted each other on Monday and like I said, I'm getting a bit weird about it. Then she texts me that we should just be friends. While I'm feeling like a needy woos I tell her that she, Suani, and Bessy shouldn't come back to clean because I would feel uncomfortable around her.
Fast forward a few weeks later. My condo is getting messy. I can clean myself, but to quote Weezer I don't "get the spaces in between" and scrubbing my shower is painful on my knees. I figure rather than finding someone new I'll just ask the girls back. They come back and while it felt a bit awkward around Carol for a couple visits things eventually got back to how they were.
When the girls come over to work I usually buy us a pizza and we sit around the table and have a good time. So a few weeks ago while we were eating I remembered that I have a coupon for the Bonefish Grill (buy one get one). Carol told me the three of them were best friends, and that she moved again to live with Suani and her kids. I figured the three of them would like it. After the offer Carol told me to take her to dinner and a movie. I was actually really hesitant, but she's hot and I said yes. She tells me she can't do it that week, but she'll text me the following Tuesday and we'll go out on Wednesday. So Tuesday comes and nothing. Wednesday comes and nothing. Nothing for the whole week. The girls come the following Monday and I asked Carol if she changed her mind. She told me she couldn't find my number, but she was still into it. Right away I figured that's BS because I'm sure she knew that Suani had my number. Anyway I give her the benefit of the doubt because again, she asked me out. So I tell her to text me on Tuesday and we'll go out on Wednesday. Tuesday comes and goes, and no word from Carol. I hear from her on Wednesday and she tells me she can't do it and asks if we can do it Thursday. I tell her I have plans on Thursday and I ask how about Friday. She tells me she has a dentist appointment Friday night and we decide on Monday. As a side note she told me she had a dentist appointment the first time we went out as well. When that happened the first time I ask who sees a dentist on a Friday night. She tells me she and the dentist (woman) are good friends and it's more social to catch up. Alright so now it's Saturday and I text Carol on Saturday to make a plan. She doesn't text me back and I figure she's gonna blow me off, while at the same time, again she was the one who asked me out. I text her Sunday early afternoon, and again no response. I text her Sunday night and finally she texts me back. So what does she say? She just wants to be friends and cancels. After that I absolutely lose it. I barrage her with the phrase crazy B, and any other choice things I can say to her. At this point I am really pissed off. Then she asks if I don't want her to come with Suani and Bessy to clean. I congratulate her on not being such a crazy, stupid idiot that she was able to figure that one out on her own.
Now this is where my too long of an OP gets good.
So anyway Suani and Bessy came to clean yesterday. As soon as Suani came in she asked what happened with me and Carol in a fun gossipy kinda way. I said that we shouldn't talk about it because she and Carol were good friends and I only had bad things to say about her. I didn't want to put her in an awkward situation. So I hear her say something in Spanish, followed with "she's a crazy B". That was I think the first time I heard her say anything in English. I do have to say that while my Spanish is far from good, it is getting better all the time.
So I go to walk Jersey and when I get back I asked if she didn't like Carol. She said she didn't and again called her a crazy B again. I was surprised because Carol told me that she, Suani, and Bessy were best friends. I told Suani that and she laughed. She told me that Carol and Bessy didn't like each other, and she is far more Bessy's friend than she is Carol's. So I say to her that must be really awkward because Carol lives with her and her two kids. She asked where I heard that. I told her Carol told me that a month or two ago. She replied back, I told you that Carol is crazy. She doesn't live with her. So I asked Suani who does Carol live with. "SHE LIVES WITH HER HUSBAND!!!!!" And now everything makes sense.
First off, she had me thinking that all that's been going on was my fault and I felt pathetic. More importantly, I would never go out with a married woman! We didn't do anything to really make me sick to my stomach, but we did do enough to make me really really really pissed off about it.
For those who read this whole thread, thank you for your time. For those who couldn't get thru the whole thing, I don't blame you and I would have probably done the same thing.
I am so relieved to know none of this is on me, and 100% of it is on that crazy B!
Fast forward a few weeks later. My condo is getting messy. I can clean myself, but to quote Weezer I don't "get the spaces in between" and scrubbing my shower is painful on my knees. I figure rather than finding someone new I'll just ask the girls back. They come back and while it felt a bit awkward around Carol for a couple visits things eventually got back to how they were.
When the girls come over to work I usually buy us a pizza and we sit around the table and have a good time. So a few weeks ago while we were eating I remembered that I have a coupon for the Bonefish Grill (buy one get one). Carol told me the three of them were best friends, and that she moved again to live with Suani and her kids. I figured the three of them would like it. After the offer Carol told me to take her to dinner and a movie. I was actually really hesitant, but she's hot and I said yes. She tells me she can't do it that week, but she'll text me the following Tuesday and we'll go out on Wednesday. So Tuesday comes and nothing. Wednesday comes and nothing. Nothing for the whole week. The girls come the following Monday and I asked Carol if she changed her mind. She told me she couldn't find my number, but she was still into it. Right away I figured that's BS because I'm sure she knew that Suani had my number. Anyway I give her the benefit of the doubt because again, she asked me out. So I tell her to text me on Tuesday and we'll go out on Wednesday. Tuesday comes and goes, and no word from Carol. I hear from her on Wednesday and she tells me she can't do it and asks if we can do it Thursday. I tell her I have plans on Thursday and I ask how about Friday. She tells me she has a dentist appointment Friday night and we decide on Monday. As a side note she told me she had a dentist appointment the first time we went out as well. When that happened the first time I ask who sees a dentist on a Friday night. She tells me she and the dentist (woman) are good friends and it's more social to catch up. Alright so now it's Saturday and I text Carol on Saturday to make a plan. She doesn't text me back and I figure she's gonna blow me off, while at the same time, again she was the one who asked me out. I text her Sunday early afternoon, and again no response. I text her Sunday night and finally she texts me back. So what does she say? She just wants to be friends and cancels. After that I absolutely lose it. I barrage her with the phrase crazy B, and any other choice things I can say to her. At this point I am really pissed off. Then she asks if I don't want her to come with Suani and Bessy to clean. I congratulate her on not being such a crazy, stupid idiot that she was able to figure that one out on her own.
Now this is where my too long of an OP gets good.
So anyway Suani and Bessy came to clean yesterday. As soon as Suani came in she asked what happened with me and Carol in a fun gossipy kinda way. I said that we shouldn't talk about it because she and Carol were good friends and I only had bad things to say about her. I didn't want to put her in an awkward situation. So I hear her say something in Spanish, followed with "she's a crazy B". That was I think the first time I heard her say anything in English. I do have to say that while my Spanish is far from good, it is getting better all the time.
So I go to walk Jersey and when I get back I asked if she didn't like Carol. She said she didn't and again called her a crazy B again. I was surprised because Carol told me that she, Suani, and Bessy were best friends. I told Suani that and she laughed. She told me that Carol and Bessy didn't like each other, and she is far more Bessy's friend than she is Carol's. So I say to her that must be really awkward because Carol lives with her and her two kids. She asked where I heard that. I told her Carol told me that a month or two ago. She replied back, I told you that Carol is crazy. She doesn't live with her. So I asked Suani who does Carol live with. "SHE LIVES WITH HER HUSBAND!!!!!" And now everything makes sense.
First off, she had me thinking that all that's been going on was my fault and I felt pathetic. More importantly, I would never go out with a married woman! We didn't do anything to really make me sick to my stomach, but we did do enough to make me really really really pissed off about it.
For those who read this whole thread, thank you for your time. For those who couldn't get thru the whole thing, I don't blame you and I would have probably done the same thing.
I am so relieved to know none of this is on me, and 100% of it is on that crazy B!
? Either that or they're.... Ya know! LOL
