How I Write Threads! I'm Dreaming of Mantis +Norlins

Tim Fezziwig

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Tim Fezz hear at my chipped table. FEELING GREAT! I have the strap on my shoulder. IT IS GOOD TO BE CHAMP! I know EVERYONE wants the belt! TOUGH TOOTY! Fezz is CHAMP! How do I write these GREAT threads? I will tell you!

I get up EARLY! I promised Mrs. Fezz to SLEEP! I DO! The cat loves to sleep in my butt. I wake up and Sabu has my knees locked. I pet him. He purrs WILDLY. I ease out of bed and I go to the computer. I log in. WHAT JUNK! I read from 3:eek:o am to 3:42. I then POOP! I then go back to bed and let ALL ther JUNK threads seep into my BRAIN!

I sleep. I dream of Norlin Headstocks and MANTIS KING! MANTIS KING was in an old chevy Nova. He was MAD! He had some Porno star with him? AMBER LYNN? I'm not sure? I know it was one of the many LYNNS! Gina Lynn? It doesn't matter. Manis King had a BRIGHT GREEN LP JR! It had 3 p-90's. IT WAS BAD! Mantis King then SCREAMED! He turned into my NORLIN headstock. I awoke. THE CAT WAS IN MY BUTT AGAIN!

Mrs. Fezz gets up.
"Why is the computer on?"
"I don't know?"
"Were you on those MORONIC guitar sites again?"
"NO WAY!GARBAGE!"

Mrs. Fezz doesn't believe me. She finds a piece of paper with Norlin and Mantis King written on it.
"Who is Norlin and Mantis King?"
"One is a BADASS Guitar. one is a BADASS guitarist"

So you see. These GREAT threads I write are EASY!

First "mimic" MANIA! I finally UNDERSTAND my mind. For me I just say
"Mania welcome"
all of the sudden I'm AMPED! REALLY AMPED! The rest of you should drink TONS OF COFFEE! Or diet pills? Some UP! Now that you are amped. Check out some threads. ANY THREADS! <<<<<<<Alright now. FORGET EVERYTHING! Now start writing. Write ANYTHING> CRAZY STUFF!:shock:

Now you will have to edit. I don't because I'm a pro. Keep every third word. Now? Get up and run in place. Now come back and type. EASY ! Here is your thread!
" Hi Guitars Taste Joe Perry! I Love Tone ! Yellow Jomo Pink Stop! Daddy ghost hip Trolls!" See how easy it is. NO PROBLEM!:wave:

That is the key to GREAT guitar forum threads. It is like shooting NORLINS in a barrel. There see how easy. HIT THAT GIGANTIC HEADSTOCK:laugh2:
Well now you launch your thread and the world EXPLODES! HOW FUN!

Signing off from Mantisadelphia
Tim Norlin!
 

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Tim T here. I'm bumping this for you FEZZ! Good Solid Work AGAIN! I don't deserve you. Always FUNNY! Always Juicy! I LOVE YOU! I'm Going home to see the wife. I'm letting YOU rest until tomorrow. Cool out! You will be back at 7 am EST! Too much of you is SICKENING! Ok! Cool. Just relax. I'm shutting off the computer. Go hang with Link Wray. Bye Fezz! Thanks for the GREAT post! Love you too! I will be back. Damn Fezzi is needy.
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What have you been smoking this time? Because I want some :laugh2:

This is Tim Fezz. I know how to turn the computer back on. I might just stick AROUND all night! Start trouble. oh crap he REALLY is shutting me dowwwwwwNNNNNNNNN:wave:
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The part where the cat likes to sleep in your butt is really disturbing. Its bedtime, lets hope I dont have nightmares
 

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Interesting. I often dream of Abbadon. Even sometimes Cronos. But rarely Mantas.
 

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once again, i have NO idea of what the hell your talking about.:applause:
but i have to read it.:naughty:
 

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Always gems hidden in the gibberish, gotta look for them. Mantis is a good man, bro, but dreams? :laugh2: It's good that Mrs. Fezz keeps you in check...checking out from stone cold Sanecticut!:thumb:
 

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Always gems hidden in the gibberish, gotta look for them. Mantis is a good man, bro, but dreams? :laugh2: It's good that Mrs. Fezz keeps you in check...checking out from stone cold Sanecticut!:thumb:

ALL FICTION! I just ramble until something comes. I try to make my fantasies realistic. PURE BS! Like ALL my threads. I mix fact and fiction ala Jack Kerouac. Keeps it interesting:wow:
 

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