Tim Fezziwig
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Tim Fezz hear at my chipped table. FEELING GREAT! I have the strap on my shoulder. IT IS GOOD TO BE CHAMP! I know EVERYONE wants the belt! TOUGH TOOTY! Fezz is CHAMP! How do I write these GREAT threads? I will tell you!
I get up EARLY! I promised Mrs. Fezz to SLEEP! I DO! The cat loves to sleep in my butt. I wake up and Sabu has my knees locked. I pet him. He purrs WILDLY. I ease out of bed and I go to the computer. I log in. WHAT JUNK! I read from 3
o am to 3:42. I then POOP! I then go back to bed and let ALL ther JUNK threads seep into my BRAIN!
I sleep. I dream of Norlin Headstocks and MANTIS KING! MANTIS KING was in an old chevy Nova. He was MAD! He had some Porno star with him? AMBER LYNN? I'm not sure? I know it was one of the many LYNNS! Gina Lynn? It doesn't matter. Manis King had a BRIGHT GREEN LP JR! It had 3 p-90's. IT WAS BAD! Mantis King then SCREAMED! He turned into my NORLIN headstock. I awoke. THE CAT WAS IN MY BUTT AGAIN!
Mrs. Fezz gets up.
"Why is the computer on?"
"I don't know?"
"Were you on those MORONIC guitar sites again?"
"NO WAY!GARBAGE!"
Mrs. Fezz doesn't believe me. She finds a piece of paper with Norlin and Mantis King written on it.
"Who is Norlin and Mantis King?"
"One is a BADASS Guitar. one is a BADASS guitarist"
So you see. These GREAT threads I write are EASY!
First "mimic" MANIA! I finally UNDERSTAND my mind. For me I just say
"Mania welcome"
all of the sudden I'm AMPED! REALLY AMPED! The rest of you should drink TONS OF COFFEE! Or diet pills? Some UP! Now that you are amped. Check out some threads. ANY THREADS! <<<<<<<Alright now. FORGET EVERYTHING! Now start writing. Write ANYTHING> CRAZY STUFF!
Now you will have to edit. I don't because I'm a pro. Keep every third word. Now? Get up and run in place. Now come back and type. EASY ! Here is your thread!
" Hi Guitars Taste Joe Perry! I Love Tone ! Yellow Jomo Pink Stop! Daddy ghost hip Trolls!" See how easy it is. NO PROBLEM!
That is the key to GREAT guitar forum threads. It is like shooting NORLINS in a barrel. There see how easy. HIT THAT GIGANTIC HEADSTOCK
Well now you launch your thread and the world EXPLODES! HOW FUN!
Signing off from Mantisadelphia
Tim Norlin!
I get up EARLY! I promised Mrs. Fezz to SLEEP! I DO! The cat loves to sleep in my butt. I wake up and Sabu has my knees locked. I pet him. He purrs WILDLY. I ease out of bed and I go to the computer. I log in. WHAT JUNK! I read from 3
o am to 3:42. I then POOP! I then go back to bed and let ALL ther JUNK threads seep into my BRAIN!I sleep. I dream of Norlin Headstocks and MANTIS KING! MANTIS KING was in an old chevy Nova. He was MAD! He had some Porno star with him? AMBER LYNN? I'm not sure? I know it was one of the many LYNNS! Gina Lynn? It doesn't matter. Manis King had a BRIGHT GREEN LP JR! It had 3 p-90's. IT WAS BAD! Mantis King then SCREAMED! He turned into my NORLIN headstock. I awoke. THE CAT WAS IN MY BUTT AGAIN!
Mrs. Fezz gets up.
"Why is the computer on?"
"I don't know?"
"Were you on those MORONIC guitar sites again?"
"NO WAY!GARBAGE!"
Mrs. Fezz doesn't believe me. She finds a piece of paper with Norlin and Mantis King written on it.
"Who is Norlin and Mantis King?"
"One is a BADASS Guitar. one is a BADASS guitarist"
So you see. These GREAT threads I write are EASY!
First "mimic" MANIA! I finally UNDERSTAND my mind. For me I just say
"Mania welcome"
all of the sudden I'm AMPED! REALLY AMPED! The rest of you should drink TONS OF COFFEE! Or diet pills? Some UP! Now that you are amped. Check out some threads. ANY THREADS! <<<<<<<Alright now. FORGET EVERYTHING! Now start writing. Write ANYTHING> CRAZY STUFF!
Now you will have to edit. I don't because I'm a pro. Keep every third word. Now? Get up and run in place. Now come back and type. EASY ! Here is your thread!
" Hi Guitars Taste Joe Perry! I Love Tone ! Yellow Jomo Pink Stop! Daddy ghost hip Trolls!" See how easy it is. NO PROBLEM!
That is the key to GREAT guitar forum threads. It is like shooting NORLINS in a barrel. There see how easy. HIT THAT GIGANTIC HEADSTOCK
Well now you launch your thread and the world EXPLODES! HOW FUN!
Signing off from Mantisadelphia
Tim Norlin!
