Hooters Girls Feel Objectified?

Mr. Pickles

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They can open their own restaurant called "Danglers". Bit of a niche market though as I think society finds it much easier to gaze upon attractive young women rather than try to avert your eyes from a half a ball sack hanging out of some shorts. To each their own though I suppose. :laugh2:

Whelp, there's a visual I can't unimagine.
 

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Hooters needs to step it up. They have stiff competition from Twin Peaks.

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'Stiff competition'. What you did there, I see.
 

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Stupid phones.. I typed "Oogle chicks", and it came out "Google chicks".

Damn kids and their damn phones and their stinking texty-myspace monkey business.

Type what I tell you to type, dad-blastit....
 

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They can open their own restaurant called "Danglers". Bit of a niche market though as I think society finds it much easier to gaze upon attractive young women rather than try to avert your eyes from a half a ball sack hanging out of some shorts. To each their own though I suppose. :laugh2:
:rofl:

Love it. Open another joint called "Tea-bagz".

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I was gonna open a franchise called MILF's...

At MILF's we would have chicks dressed in business attire-- that is, the kind of "business attire" you see in the so-called "secretary" porn flicks...

You know, short skirts with a slit up one side, see through gauzy blouses, thigh-high fishnets and spike heels... and glasses: they gotta have glasses... :hmm:

They'd all be women between about 28 and 32... though the occasionally stunner might come along and we wouldn't give a shit how old she is, so long as she's hot... :hmm:

But then I got to thinking about it... I remember working for an agency that had a business pool and clerical staff that was dominated by an exceptionally comely group of lasses with glasses... and really nice asses. Occasionally I was summoned to see the boss man, who worked in conjunction with this pool of good-looking women, and one day while I was up there I joked that at the least the scenery was better from where he sat.

He moaned that he wished they'd never promoted him. Long story short: those nice-looking gals out there all had the sort of personalities that a cobra might find objectionable, were constantly at each other's throats, there were internecine, chick-politics galore... complete with competing factions and the works. But even within the factions, they were double-crossing one another constantly.

He rambled on for quite some time. He was the top dog in our department, he said, but there were times when he felt more like a babysitter than anything else, looking after a bunch of really sexy, spoiled brat feems in their late twenties to middle thirties. He said he envied me for my position, which called for me to work all over the entire airport complex...

I told the guy that earlier that day, I'd captured a rabid raccoon with a live-trapping cage, and ended up having to dispatch the poor little bugger. "You wouldn't want to do *that* would ya?" I asked him.

He said he wished he could capture some of his office staff in a cage like that... and dispatch them. Unfortunately, none of them actually had rabies... they just acted rabid.

And that's the same day that I flushed the idea of a restaurant franchise called MILF's down the tubes.

Holy shit-- who could possibly manage them? :shock:

--R :rofl:

Back in the 90's I was in San Diego for a software developers convention. Back then on trips, as soon as I got my room I always hit the yellow pages to see if there was a karate studio to check out, but stumbled on the escort section. It was huge! Those were all fun to read but the one that got me was one called BORED HOUSEWIVES and all I could see was hiring some woman who would show up and...
OIP.YL1946Qy7yWO-SFqIXoY9AHaFw

R.796dd9efc99da601c8f8f9721a3d10cc

R.44b0c8092a3706a563db8214fdb310a9

I ripped that one out of the phone book and I think I still have it.


Fun fact: That same trip my team went for dinner one night at the Ruth's Chirs Steak House in SD. At one point one of the female members of my team asks, "There must be something like a father/daughter event going on". We looked and there were all these middle aged men with well dressed young women at every table. We waited until we were done and getting ready to leave before explaining to her what was actually going on.
 

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They can open their own restaurant called "Danglers". Bit of a niche market though as I think society finds it much easier to gaze upon attractive young women rather than try to avert your eyes from a half a ball sack hanging out of some shorts. To each their own though I suppose. :laugh2:

"yeah, I'm a swarthy Mediterranean type with an excessive amount of kinky chest-hair,. I'd like to apply for the server's position.."
 

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"yeah, I'm a swarthy Mediterranean type with an excessive amount of kinky chest-hair,. I'd like to apply for the server's position.."
I wonder, since purple hair is barely uncommon anymore, how long before someone dyes their chest hair purple? I'm assuming the uniform at Tea-Bagz is something akin to the Borat swimsuit. They could really put it on display there.
 

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okay i can't believe some of you ...ahem...mature gents, don't remember the Howard Johnson's lounge bars?
at some point near the end of high school i got a job working at a HOJOs hotel as a bellhop or some shit.
i didn't last long but it was an eye-opener.
i would have to run errands from the office or front desk or whatever and once in a while had to go to the Lounge.
well the ladies who worked in the lounge wore the most ridiculous outfits. chocolate brown hot pants and cream blouses with matching chocolate vests. of course the whole thing was about how much T&A they could squeeze to get tips from the 'traveling businessmen' who were the bulk of the clientele. now this was maybe mid-70s?
when Hooters became a thing it was just...same old-same old.
 

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I simply cant eat in those places ....

#1 I have been overseas- in dank, dark, poorly lit (crazy little hootches) where you can touch the merchandise, and when you get drunk enough its was $10 "shortime" and $20 Overnight ....So nothing phases me ....and ask anyone who has been south of the DMZ in the Western Defense Corridor.....

the scam was if you had a 24 hour pass and were going to use all 24 hrs ....you needed a bed by 10pm ... so go back or get laid....

What would you do...?

#2 I have never been to Hooters or Peaks or whatever ....that shit is laughable...after what I have seen/ done....

#3 I can't mix sex and food....just doesn't work for me...

#4 I love my wife.....she is the hottest thing on the planet (this should have been #1)
 

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People can pretend that human nature doesn't exist...and people can be wrong.

That said, I'm with Sct13, there isn't anything in a Hooters that lifts my skirt. I have seen far too much to get a chubby looking at some over stuffed poly shorts.
 
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I was once in love with a Hooters waitress in Nashua, NH between the time she took our order until I finished my dinner.

I don’t think she noticed but it felt real all the same. She seemed like a very nice gal.
 

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okay i can't believe some of you ...ahem...mature gents, don't remember the Howard Johnson's lounge bars?
at some point near the end of high school i got a job working at a HOJOs hotel as a bellhop or some shit.
i didn't last long but it was an eye-opener.
i would have to run errands from the office or front desk or whatever and once in a while had to go to the Lounge.
well the ladies who worked in the lounge wore the most ridiculous outfits. chocolate brown hot pants and cream blouses with matching chocolate vests. of course the whole thing was about how much T&A they could squeeze to get tips from the 'traveling businessmen' who were the bulk of the clientele. now this was maybe mid-70s?
when Hooters became a thing it was just...same old-same old.

My wife's dad managed a HJs for a while, way back when . I heard stories..
 

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Scantily clad skanks who serve shit food to "men of culture" who are there for the express purpose of looking at said skanks, are now complaining about being more skanky?

Mother of god.
It will not be long (if it isn't already so) that some dude with a connection to a plastic surgeon down in Juarez is working as a server at Hooters, and is warming up or even on-deck to tell some rag-tabloid "their story" of how objectified they feel working at Hooters. Oh bullshit. They would kill for a dream job of being oogled at Hooters and mistaken for the real-deal.
 

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My wife always said she wanted to open a chain called "Peckers" that would have a woodpecker as its mascot. Ripped guys in tight tuxedo shirts and bow ties with tight bike shorts. She'd open one right next to every Hooters. The guys can go to Hooters and the gals can go to Peckers.

Good marketing plan I say.
 

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