Here's a joke......

[Fracture]

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

 

[Oranjeaap]

Hahaha, nasty

Its kinda hard to strip someones shirt when your arms are tied to a tree tho

 

[Seceded]

Hahaha, nasty

Its kinda hard to strip someones shirt when your arms are tied to a tree tho

+1

 

[moff40]

I heard a real groaner the other day:

Did you hear about the psychic midget who had escaped from prison?

Seems there was a small medium at large. :groan:

Well, my kids like it...

 

[KDAD]

Another groaner for the kids:

A duck walks into Walgreen's, gets a tube of chapstick and takes it to the counter.

"Cash or charge?" the cashier asks.

"Neither" replies the duck...


"just put it on my bill."