Happy Birthday Roberteaux!

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Happy birthday!

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I have no lengthy polemic by channeling your writer’s gift today.

But MY ADVICE is: stop celebrating birthdays! It only encourages them to gather at an ever increasing speed.
Pretty soon it seems like you’re having one every quarter!

Nevertheless it’s nice that you’re still on this planet (sort of).
Place wouldn’t be the same without you. So there’s that.
Now stop it!
 

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Thanks everyone! You guys are great! :dude:

I decided to write a new set of lyrics to the ol' Happy Birthday Song... they go like this:

Happy Birthday to Me!
I Am Sixty-Three
Can't re-mem-ber jack shit
Happy Birthday to...
...Me? :hmm:


And now-- at long last-- I find out what it's like to be on the receiving end of one of my lecture-style posts! :shock:

Damn, why didn't you guys send a torch mob after me about six years ago? :rofl:

Wonderful, too, to see some I haven't seen in such a long time, popping by on my behalf... thanks guys! I miss y'all too! :thumb:

Thanks again, folks! :applause:

--Roberteaux, Taciturn Moderator :p
 

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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Robob
Happy Birthday to you

Hope you live a thousand years
Drink a million cans of beer
Get plastered you bastard
Happy Birthday to you cha cha cha!

Ed
 

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