Hanging my head down low

NRBQ

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I posted that I'd learned my lesson after two years in the new house and no trick or treaters, well today I had one come to the house and I didn't have anything to give. I'm so pissed at myself for this. Turns out they delayed the holiday due to the weather problems they had yesterday. A nice kid knocks on the door dressed as a turtle ninja or something, his mom standing at the curb, oh shit what the F is wrong with me, I had nothing, I'd have given him a fiver to go buy some and I didn't even have that on hand. All I could do was apologize for not having anything to give him, what a heel, the look of disappointment was evident, jesus wtf. For two years I've been here and nothing, finally this year I finally get a trick or treater and I failed. I apologized to his mom, and him, Fuck this sucks, just one kid is enough to disappoint, F F F F F ! OK so I learned my lesson again, hence forward I will have some kind of candy for Halloween. Damn it boy, this sucks out loud. I almost gave him a cake mix in a box, no not really, kept thinking what can I give, had nothing, at least nothing that made any sense. Here's some sneakers kid, you'll grow into them, WHAT? Next year I'll be ready for that one kid, I won't let this happen again, I re learned my lesson this time for good. I feel like Artie Fufkin, kick a mans ass, I'm not asking I'm telling, kick my ass.


 
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You sir, are beneath contempt. Begone, foul beast. You are now sentenced to years of having candy on hand, and nobody coming by to claim it. A sentence I've been serving myself, for about 8 yrs now... :hmm:
 

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Hell I don't feel as bad now, at least I didn't hand out lollypops infected with chickenpox like that nutbag lady from Australia.
 

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Next year

Hand out old CD's you don't listen to any more.
 

Crotch

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A good ol fashioned tongue lashing would have worked.
 

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Ask the mom for her address.
Stop by and give her some candy.


Leave some snickers for the kid to, while you're at it.
 

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we had one trick or treater last night.got plenty of candy left.
 

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Yeah man talkin bout wah ha ha ha ha ha, dang ole boo man. Yo.

 




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