Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle

LocoTex

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Much cheaper:

 

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Gives a whole new meaning to the term "fire-crotch".
Reminds me of when I was in the USCG. I was on a buoy tender (Sweetbrier) and at the buoy tender roundup, the Firebush had a chick XO that was a redhead.

Very widely and very quietly chuckled at.

There's no fuckin way she didn't know. This was during the infancy of women being assigned to buoy tenders, and only as officers, since everyone else shared a berthing.

That's the story. Sorry it's not more interesting. :(

OK, back to GP's.....uhhhh.......candle.
 

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This sounds like a great DIY project. I have a bunch of unscented candles. I'm going to invite one of my FWBs over, tonight.
 

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It is old hag scented? Because GP is past her use by date. Just saying.

NSFW


It gets old like bread, not like wine.

I am sure she is a very nice old lady, though. :eek2:
 

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Does that mean I'll want it to shower before I touch it?
 




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