Gun Control: Here's an idea - let's ask the cops!

[realjimjim]

so you bumped this thankfully dead thread to inject this little gem? you're averaging ~18 posts a year, so it must have been important to you. i imagine you sitting around for days "gun control thread... what would be funny in it? it's gotta have something about guns... maybe an assault rifle, libtards seem to hate those... hmmm... i hate obama... maybe take a backdoor dig at him? maybe make a health care joke in there? ok, a health care/obama/gun joke would be the funniest joke ever.... BUT HOW?!?! ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" several days of writing and rough drafts and balled up papers on the ground you run to your desk and finally compose this gem. you sit back in your chair and admire it on the screen "it's.... perfect. comedy perfection."

TT, I can't say I always agree with you but (and there's that "but" again) . .I always love to watch your mind work.

You crack me up no matter what the subject!!!

Just wanted to say . . . that's all. Over and out.

JJ

 

[Flying_Milkman]

i have no clue what in my comment this is a response to... i also have no clue what it means. it's like you're speaking in riddles. could be fun i guess.

 

[realjimjim]

so you bumped this thankfully dead thread to inject this little gem? you're averaging ~18 posts a year, so it must have been important to you. i imagine you sitting around for days "gun control thread... what would be funny in it? it's gotta have something about guns... maybe an assault rifle, libtards seem to hate those... hmmm... i hate obama... maybe take a backdoor dig at him? maybe make a health care joke in there? ok, a health care/obama/gun joke would be the funniest joke ever.... BUT HOW?!?! ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" several days of writing and rough drafts and balled up papers on the ground you run to your desk and finally compose this gem. you sit back in your chair and admire it on the screen "it's.... perfect. comedy perfection."

Oh, and might I also add this?

If I were an opposing attorney and had to deal with you . . . . I'd be nervous!!!!

 

[TOMMYTHUNDERS]

I always love to watch your mind work.

sometimes it doesn't work so great though...

 

[TOMMYTHUNDERS]

Oh, and might I also add this?

If I were an opposing attorney and had to deal with you . . . . I'd be nervous!!!!

yeah, well opposing parties have demonstrated no interest in settling, so unfortunately i think we're about to find out how that goes down.

 

[realjimjim]

sometimes it doesn't work so great though...

Maybe so . . . but it works much better, quicker and deeper than most . . .

and besides, you can only work with what you have . . . . and you've got what I've always called: "Razor Brain."

 

[realjimjim]

yeah, well opposing parties have demonstrated no interest in settling, so unfortunately i think we're about to find out how that goes down.

It's all a game . . . have you ever played poker?

 

[TOMMYTHUNDERS]

It's all a game . . . have you ever played poker?

yeah... but this is different in that it's personal. i really resent the way that i was treated and spoken to.

 

[Flying_Milkman]

yeah... but this is different in that it's personal. i really resent the way that i was treated and spoken to.

Please hulksmash someone. Pretty please?

 

[TOMMYTHUNDERS]

Please hulksmash someone. Pretty please?

i intend to figuratively hulksmash someone in a courtroom.

 

[poncho]

Man, just when I thought I had put this embarrassing chapter behind me



Thanks a lot GearHo!

 

[realjimjim]

yeah... but this is different in that it's personal. i really resent the way that i was treated and spoken to.

That's all part of the game . . . did you ever get into a spat with another kid in the school lunchroom? Sure you did! And what did you do? Think about it . . . you did and said stuff you knew would provoke him into doing something which would give you the upper ground . . .

Nothing has changed Tommy . . . uh, we'd better take this to your thread before we get into trouble for hijacking . . .

 

[realjimjim]

Man, just when I thought I had put this embarrassing chapter behind me



Thanks a lot GearHo!

Excuse me sir!

But myself and Mr. Thunders are discussing some important legal issues here . . . would you please recuse yourself?

 

[poncho]

Sorry Jimmy, I don't want no trouble, won't happen again






Carry on, legal eagles

 

[realjimjim]

Sorry Jimmy, I don't want no trouble, won't happen again






Carry on, legal eagles

Yeah, it would be a crying shame if me and TT had to hunt you down for re-jacking our jacked thread!

 

[realjimjim]

Man, just when I thought I had put this embarrassing chapter behind me



Thanks a lot GearHo!

Besides . . . aren't you the radical leftist Jacobin leveler who wanted to put a razor to Mr. Occam?

 

[edro]

Wind Map

 

[Corrosion of Conformity]

Bump

 

[Gin&Pentatonic]

Bump

Why?

 

[PraXis]