Guitar gear and sex play

defcrew

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someone here said they slept with a Strat. Everyone knows Strats are sluts.
I do that as many nights as not, to be honest. Sitting on couch noodling watching the Braves in the first inning. Wake up with guitar still in my hands in the eigth inning. It's called Old and In the Way.
 

SteveC

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When was the last time that you polished your guitar? How 'bout your bishop?

Do you use the same polish?
 

Malikon

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Saw a girl do something kinky w a detached whammy bar when i was in my 20s. She was trying to seduce me.

... it worked, but to be fair i was in my 20s and it didn't take much to achieve that. :laugh2:

Saying, "come and get it" was about all that had to be done back then. Lol
 

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Hmm, I may have referred to a certain part of me as a "Way Huge Swollen Pickle". Does that count?
 

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Good gravy, this thread. :laugh2:

Hecube, why on earth did you..

..oh nevermind. I'm going to bed.

-without any music gear.
MLP is becoming stodgy of late.

Time to shake things up.
 

Crotch

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Slash wah plugged into the pee hole = Slash bone
 

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A good 5 foot length of cord should work for some autoerotic affixation.

But you gotta know your limit
And stay within it
 

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Leather straps work well for... strapping?
 

Freddy G

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I played with a bass player that would "party" with groupies. Apparently his Steinberger bass was part of the festivities. :shock:
 

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Christ on a dashboard.. I'm away from MLP for well over a week because I'm too busy working, I drop in here tonight to check what's going on, and I find out in a roundabout, suggested way that someone might be shoving a guitar neck up their wazoo.

This is all my fault, isn't it? This is what happens when I leave you people alone for a short while.

Christ Almighty, now I'm afraid to leave you guys alone.

Don't anyone do anything stupid, okay?
I think because we aren't allowed cake. It has finally taken it's toll on a few.

That's all I got. :rofl:
 




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