I have that statue, it’s been around since I was just a little kid and I always loved it, so my mom gave it to me years ago.
It’s heavy as hell.
It has this on the underside of it:
Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree
Discussing things as they're said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two,
There is a certain rumor that can't be true
That man descended from our noble race.
That very idea is a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her babies or ruined her life.
And another thing you will never see:
A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding all the other monkeys to taste.
If I put a fence around this tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Here's another thing a monkey won't do:
Go out at night and get on a stew,
And use a gun, or club, or knife
To take some other monkey's life.
Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss -
But, brother, he didn't descend from us.
I had no idea it was on a VH album.
Your post made me think about that statue for the first time in years, I have it in storage at the moment because our little house was a bit too cluttered.