From another thread due to be nuked soon... Gig fouls and fees

[MikeyTheCat]

Tasting 123 tasting... is this thing on?

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Is it a foul to fart by a singer’s mic stand and watch then get the wiff at exactly the time they’re supposed to come in but instead look like a fish trying to breath on dry land?
Asking for a friend.

 

[SteveC]

I run wirelessly and always give the bass player a drive-by cropdusting. Does that count?

 

[Chango Malo]

Is it a foul to fart by a singer’s mic stand and watch then get the wiff at exactly the time they’re supposed to come in but instead look like a fish trying to breath on dry land?
Asking for a friend.

 

[ErictheRed]

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cheers.

That's all just proof that no-one, not even successful stars, can pull off wearing shorts on stage.

 

[TheX]

Butthurt over what men wear on stage is kinda ghey...just sayin'.

#didnotsaygay

 

[Chango Malo]

hell with that. The van needs a new clutch.
Plus that back window has needed to be replaced ever since the bass player broke it out to rescue the drummer after he locked himself in the van in the middle of summer.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

@Bobby Mahogany

Bobby, you've never seen that pic of a jock strapped DB with Mick Ronson? That's like from the early 70s.

Not that particular one, no.
But some strange shit was going on in the early '70s for sure.

Iggy must be in his early '70s now, isn't he?

Yep!
73.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

Cool shorts are cool

dad/grandpa shorts are gay

cool sneakers are cool

dad/grandpa sneakers are gay

dad clothes just make you look like a keyboard player

 

[Chango Malo]

Not

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Not that particular one, no.
But some strange shit was going on in the early '70s for sure.

Iggy must be in his early '70s now, isn't he?

Yep!
73.

Oh! Don't even get me started on Iggy! A fellow Michigander.

 

[edro]

Cool shorts to me are those that rest on the tops of your shoes....


I asked some old fart buds way back if the name of their band was The Knock Knee’d Knarlers... Damn.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Shorts don't work, make you look like a childe. Stage wear should be "evening" wear.

 

[SteveC]

Shorts don't work, make you look like a childe. Stage wear should be "evening" wear.

Such a simple concept that so many fail to grasp.

 

[edro]

Depends on your definition of ‘evening wear’... just sayin’...

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Depends on your definition of ‘evening wear’... just sayin’...

e,I grew up with "showman" guitarists-Page,Pete,Jimi......look great,play ?Image matters,nowadays everybody is a slob,sad times.

 

[dspelman]

Is it a foul to fart by a singer’s mic stand and watch then get the wiff at exactly the time they’re supposed to come in but instead look like a fish trying to breath on dry land?
Asking for a friend.

I've...uh...heard about the one where they put talc power (or baking soda) all nice and smooth on the snare drum and then rush back onstage from break and start the song while he's jogging up from chatting some female. First time he whaps the snare (and pretty much every time after that) he's living in a cloud of white powder. I've...uh...heard that it's hysterical.

I'm not sure that some singers would even notice a fart hanging around their mike stands; I had occasion to walk up to a singer's mike one night and was blown away by the stench of whatever he'd had to eat, drink and smoke for the last year still hanging out on that mike. *erp*

 

[SteveC]

Depends on your definition of ‘evening wear’... just sayin’...

Just 'cause you shop with @Harmony doesn't make you an expert.

 

[Vortex]

Really didn't matter what he wore or played for that matter.

 

[Chango Malo]

Really didn't matter what he wore or played for that matter.

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That's $20.00 into the band van fund, Ed. Pay up.