King Edward VII’s Sexcapades Today’s British tabloids would have had a field day with Albert Edward (1841 – 1910), who went on to reign as King Edward VII of the United Kingdom from 1901 until his death. He was no great shakes as a king, being a mediocrity both as a man and as a […]
From the personal collection of a former British monarch.
The thing about the sex sled, though, is that no one really seems to know where the bodies went. The prevailing scholarly theory holds that, presumably, someone (Dirty Bertie) stood with their feet planted in the sturdy footbeds, their hands wrapped around the two apparent thrusting grips. Presumably, someone reclined on the elevated lounge portion, resting their legs on the intimidating metal stirrup bits. Presumably, the third-party lay … below the actual chair bit? Because it’s padded down there, too, although it’s sort of unclear what kind of mischief you’d get up to with your partners — one of whom refuses to exert any effort — wholly occupied above.