Floodgates are Open- What was my first Purchase?

Tim Fezziwig

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SUPERLOCKDOWN is over. Party in the streets. People in bars+cars+ STARS! Last night was the FIRST time I went out with Mrs. FEZZ in a mask-she is beautiful- I NEED to see her face--THE WORLD-does not deserve to! So, after DENIED access to Britannia Season 2 -------Mrs. FEZZ ordered the DVD. I decided to FOG OUT!
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We put it on.......

Mrs. FEZZ- "Do you want to go to Jo Jo's?
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I lay there................"No, maybe tomorrow- tired of "fans" trying to CLOSE ME!!

We watched John Houseman give his speech.

"PUT IT ON PAUSE! ICE CREAM TIME!

Luckily, my mood/mind changes every 5 minutes- thus ANYTHING IS FEASIBLE! Plus- I like Mrs. FEZZ to have big jugs-Ice Cream helps BOOST!

We get there, put on masks-------

She bought coffee ice cream in a waffle cone, I bought KING Chocolate shake.

Mrs. FEZZ looked HOT in the mask.........YES, Love amongst the COVID!

That was last night.

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6 AM EST----RRRRRRrRrRrRrRriiinngggggg

Luckily, I don't sleep.

"Tim?"
" Every second."
"Sorry about calling so early- I need you to TRANSPORT today- WORKSHOP IS OPEN!"
"OK BOSSMAN/"
" I will be here if anybody attacks you- I know there may be problems."
" No, I will "sell" the REBIRTH!"
"You are? I just don't know?"
"A GOD?"
" Not what I was thinking, Bye Tim, I'm still drunk from last night- my head can't take too much of you at this hour."
"Love you too."

CcCcCcccCcCcllliiiccckk

So, I drove around "collecting" people.
KNOCK KNOCK--

"YEAH?"
"Tim."
"Tim who?"
"Tim Caretaker, open up."

Door opens.......pizza boxes............

"You get to go to program today."
"NO,GET OUT I'm TIRED!"
"Hey, I know a secret."

The "secret" trick ALWAYS works.

"What?"
"Put on your mask, get into my van, I'll tell you."

4 minutes later, he gets into the van in a mask."

'What is the secret?"

I tell him-HE IS SHOCKED!

"REALLY?"
"Yes!"

I drop him off. Collect three more unhappy insane men. ALL THREE AGREE TO GO WITH ME!

I have THE GIFT---give me your troubled+huddled masses.

I talk to my "friends/co-workers" at the Center. They haven't seen me in 100+ days.

QuteFace-"Tim, you are ALIVE? You lost weight? How do you lose weight during SUPERLOCKDOWN?"
FEZZ" Well, demons helped me."

Three "insane" men try to run and hug me--

"NO NO NO FEZZ DISTANCING!"

I "blow" mask kisses.

"WHEN ARE YOU TAKING ME TO PHILLIES GAME?"
"WHEN ARE WE GOING TO OUTBACK?"
"WHEN ARE YOU TAKING ME TO THE GO GO BAR?"

"Guys, relax....I HAVE ZERO POWER.......maybe next year?"

NNNEEEXXTTTT YEEEAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BOSSMAN runs out,

"Tim? Leave..........what are you doing?"

"They missed me.........I'm their DRUG!"

BOSSMAN " Guys, Tim will take you after the Gov lets us!

ALL THREE YELL - F THE GOV!

"BOSSMAN give me a minute, I'll get them straight.'

He leaves.

"Guys,I have a secret.'

I tell them---THEY ARE SHOCKED.....they "cool down".

"Listen, I LOVE you-behave-no fighting+bleeding+hugging---basically NO FUN......just remember my secret........it will calm you.'

All three try to hug me AGAIN---NO! FEZZ DISTANCING---they go baack into the building-calm as cucumbers

BOSSMAN comes back out,

"How did you calm them?"
"It is a secret.'

I drive away. WORLD IS MY ROTTEN OYSTER! Where to spend $...



I know Wade's Comics.
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Wade is HUGE- I always ask him"Steroids?"

I enter, mask on----

"TIM!"
See? No hiding when you are FEZZ

"Wade. Missed you. What monster stuff do you have?'

He puts this into my hands,
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YES! I pay him, order some vintage Vampirella mags-
"WADE, I LOVE you see you next week!
"LOVE you Tim."

So, after 100 + days....what did I buy ? A doll---------------

Makes sense?
 
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JoJo was a man who was a Levittowner
But he knew there's too much grass
JoJo left his home in Levittown, Nowhere
For some ice cream served in glass
The beats of new suburbia. Mmm, good. Infinite Flavors!

Get back, Jo -
 

Tim Fezziwig

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JoJo was a man who was a Levittowner
But he knew there's too much grass
JoJo left his home in Levittown, Nowhere
For some ice cream served in glass
The beats of new suburbia. Mmm, good. Infinite Flavors!

Get back, Jo -
j, always said ANYWHERE but Levittown! Never say never- got a STEAL- pond+fireplace+FEZZROOM-sure I'm surrounded by hicks.................they think I'm weird???? 5 bedroom house cheaper than a 2 bedroom apt. Not bad!
 

Tim Fezziwig

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JoJo was a man who was a Levittowner
But he knew there's too much grass
JoJo left his home in Levittown, Nowhere
For some ice cream served in glass
The beats of new suburbia. Mmm, good. Infinite Flavors!

Get back, Jo -
j, RARE double qoute. Here is my Jo Jo----
 

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