Flat Earth Dude Says He'll Prove It

[Mr Insane]

People really believing the earth was flat, I thought that was just an internet joke.

Until I started talking to some coworkers who really believe it is flat, there is actually a dome above us, walmarts are being turned into death camps, and that aliens pumped magma out of the moon.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

Ground-level works to disprove it, if you have the time to watch a ship disappear over the horizon. It doesn't go all at once -- first the hull, then the masts.

That's why the Columbus-thought-the-world-was-flat thing is nonsense. Sailors knew long ago. In the days of four-knot sailing, you had plenty of time to see that the ship didn't just drop off.

Even at 12K AGL, the fact that, say, Kansas City rolls into view is disproof.

But hey, he's a rocket scientist ... what do I know?

Actually, the drop is quite sudden. I think something about heat and moisture at the horizon give it the appearance of a slow and gradual disappearance, when in reality, shit goes flying everywhere.
You think you’ve locked your shit down until you’ve tested it at Zero Gravity
Fuckin coffee grounds everywhere.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

they always show us this...

but what if it's really like this?

or this?

it's all kind of relative, right?

There is no 'Up'

Stop science raping me, bro.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

After some thought, I’m willing to donate if he agrees to not wear a helmet, seatbelt or parachute.

 

[Fiat Lux]

What are you man... a sadist?

That fall off the edge will kill him if he has no helmet, seatbelt or parachute!

Cheers

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Thar be Monsters...

 

[LtDave32]

Why do we (as a society) give dumbassery a spotlight?

Some say it started with the Kardashians.

Being famous for nothing.

 

[LtDave32]

What are you man... a sadist?

That fall off the edge will kill him if he has no helmet, seatbelt or parachute!

Cheers

No he won't. I'll shoot him out of the sky first.

He's flying over my neighborhood.

 

[judson]

If the world is essentially a giant flat table and the Sun is overhead, how can one area be in total darkness while another has full Sunlight???

shadow puppets from someone with really big hands

 

[Crotch]

I heard a basketball player say flat so it's flat. Athletes and celebrities > science

 

[winexprt]

Some say it started with the Kardashians.

Being famous for nothing.

Amen to that brother.

But Kim actually became famous for getting reamed from behind on a leaked video.

 

[LtDave32]

Amen to that brother.

But Kim actually became famous for getting reamed from behind on a leaked video.

Well, it's kind of that "chicken or the egg" deal.

If she wasn't famous, she would just be another amatuer with a sex tape.

If she didn't post the tape, she wouldn't be very famous.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

if its flat, why are there time zones?

So that "they" can "sell" "you" that the "Earth" is "flat".
Got it?
It's not so difficult to understand.
It's like building a rocket in order to attempt to go as high as any regular big carrier
to Europe and see the curvature of the Earth. Is it worth it? Sure is.
You know why?
'Cause he built it!
He wouldn't have if it wasn't sound.
Oh shit, did I just write "curvature of the Earth"?
Dammit! I must be "compromised".
I even remember seeing the "curvature of the Earth" while on a plane once.
Shitty Chemtrails have started to work on me.
My bad. I am disqualified by compromission.
I am one of them, the others, you know.
The ones that don't.
Oh shit! Is there Jack Daniel's around here?

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

she was "famous" for being friends with Paris Hilton. ..and then yeah,..the porn video.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

If I set a world record for jumping limousines, I’d like to think the rest of the world would support any endeavor of mine.
I’m obviously qualified.

I thought you jumped seamen...

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

If the world was flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Winner of this thread!

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Amen to that brother.

But Kim actually became famous for getting reamed from behind on a leaked video.

But Kim actually became famous for leaking from behind on a video.

Fixed!

 

[kiko]

Why do we (as a society) give dumbassery a spotlight?

Because it's a dumbass with a rocket!

 

[winexprt]

But Kim actually became famous for leaking from behind on a video.

Fixed!

I've never actually watched said video, so I'll have to take you word on it. ;-)

 

[HeartString]

If he's looking for things that are flat, he's missing the better parts of living!