I carry a portable phonograph around with me, and keep LPs in a trenchcoat specially modified by my mom to hold LPs.gawd dayum hipster...
Any volunteers for a banning? If you've ever wanted to be missed by a great group of people here's your chance.Hey, tomorrow's Friday. Speaking of meltdowns. We're due for one, what the hell has been happening lately?
Opportunities like this don't come along everyday.Any volunteers for a banning? If you've ever wanted to be missed by a great group of people here's your chance.
He's all doped up on moonpies.Y’all go ahead on wit yo bad selves #PokingAtDave...not me... Ain’t no damn future in #PokingAtDave...
I can come up with more pleasant methods of becoming a statistic than #PokingAtDave....
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Well, you certainly know how to get my attention.