Elton John Barbie Doll

[Olds442]

Worse. I was candy coating it.

did she look plasticky?

 

[DavGrape]

Wanted a Zeppelin Hot Wheel when they came out; but they look a little 'Made in China' close-up.

 

[Meatwad]

Kung Fu grip for the Peruvian action straw?

 

[SteveC]

In related news, Elton was admitted to the ER with an InSync action figure doll stuck in his ass.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Mothers will be battling it out at shopping malls this Christmas a la Cabbage Patch.

ETA: Does she have a dick?

 

[toymaker]

Well - much like Cher, not my cup of tea...but they got their loyal fans and those fans collect dolls and pay serious money.

To each their own and enjoy it. Tell people you collect chainsaws and they think you are either seriously mentally deficient or some kind of serial killer. I just buy what I like - but avoid the serious money stuff. Who knows - if you told someone in the 70s you "collected" guitars you didn't play - they would have laughed at you too...how many 50s burst were acquired in this era for a couple thousand and remain with those "collectors" and how many of those collectors retired comfortably with help of sale proceeds putting their treasure into hands of some current pop/rock star.

 

[redcoats1976]

i have an old high school friend who bought 64-70 mustangs back when they were cheap used cars in the mid 70s and fixed up/parted them out.today he has 2 showrooms and a mail order parts buisness.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

So Elton, show us on the doll where the doll wants to be touched...

 

[Jymbopalyse]

Sir Elton John

Living his best life.

You go girl !!!

 

[Side Burns]

Thats a lot of doll-hairs

And you’d think EJ is more out of the box than in.

 

[Scooter2112]

That's a damn shame...she looked pretty hot in the late 70's and early 80's when I saw her. Of course I never got that close up.

Distance is her best feature.

 

[lpfan1980]

hes weird

He admits that!

 

[WaywerdSon]

Nothing will tarnish his music.

Nothing will tarnish his early music

He managed to tarnish it plenty all by himself with most of the dreck he released in the 90s

 

[WaywerdSon]

Mothers will be battling it out at shopping malls this Christmas a la Cabbage Patch.

ETA: Does she have a dick?

Does Elton?

 

[TheX]

Wait...is it a trans barbie elton drag queen doll?

 

[Maximus Decimus Meridius]

I'm more interested in his hair career comeback...

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[Bobby Mahogany]

And to think nobody thought he was gay before he came out...

 

[Fiat Lux]

I'm more interested in his hair career comeback...

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Indisputable truth that the artist you see now should be called "Felton" by his band mates. The real Elton died years ago...

cheers

 

[JTM45]

Hmmmmm

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Hmmmmm

Not thinking about hitting it, are you?