- May 17, 2013
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That he is.....ol' Dax looks like an Alpha Male s.o.b. if I ever saw one......
a few years ago, i was standing near the front door and saw a cat out in the front garden area squatting getting ready to lay a bomb. i opened the door and yelled but the thing ignored me. so i went out and as at first i thought i would just kick it in the ass to get it to take off. but something changed my mind. i grabbed the cat firmly by the base of the tail and the scruff of the neck and heaved it backward and then forward and let him fly.Cats?
eggrolls and stirfry?Wife and I are watching TV one day and there's a knock on the door. It's a teenage girl with a very small cat. She said she found it wandering the neighborhood, went door to door and couldn't find the owner.
She also said that her mother wouldn't let her keep it and would we please find a home for it. My wife says "Sure!" like I knew she would and as soon as she closed the door I told her she had 3 days to find a home or it was going to the shelter. She agreed. We already had 2 cats.
In the end, we compromised and kept the cat.