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Tim Fezziwig

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I may need a singer soon for FEZZband-my voice is SHOT! After last gig I couldn't talk for 3 days-Mrs. FEZZ was sad-she loves my rambles. I promised to look for some lungs. Iggy? Alice? Dust off Henry Rollins.....NO! I'm calling this man- he is my #1. Hell, he is only 73-got me by 20 years.
 

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
"Al Green's residence."
"Yeah, this is FEZZ."
"FIZZ?"
"No, FEZZ- Link Wray's bastard son."
"And?"
"Could you put Al on?"
" No, he is busy, can he call you back?"
"Sure, tell him I need him- I'm mildly EVIL, but, I love the battle, maybe he can save my throat? I'll pay him.....$45 a show and free lamb chops.'
"Ok, nice talking to you my name is Jeeves."
"Great talking to you Jeeves.'


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Tim Fezziwig

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well, I'm looking for a gig.

But ...

Philly...
c, I care for you-YOU AND ONLY YOU showed me-JAZZMASTER- I really did not want believe-that Mascis is a stage guitar w/ the Rev V.....all that aside-Philly is Bad-REALLY BAD-because we care- I try to refrain-No passion today-stay cool-then--ARGGGGGGGGGG so many A holes. Smug. Somewhat educated. Then you get the Mutants- Very bad drugs+booze but-they remain "Hey Joe Bagga Donuts....then pass out. I love Philly. My wife is from heart of the city, she says

'I Tawked to her.....damn shame---Jesus +Mary+Joseph......that is AWWWLLLLLFOOOOOOLLLLLL--

See? You have to have Philly in the blood. I traveled by Train to Chicago Underground Film Fest in 1996. I was "boiled" the whole trip-drank with ZED IS DEAD-
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A gal heard I was from Philly area--

"Oh no, I'd rather commit suicide than see Philly again."

That was rich- Nobody says-"I'm going to Philly to win.'

Nope-my dope friends and I would fight over who would have to "chat" the gals,

"C'mon, I want to get puke drunk...you take her........

No---I want to take speed for aweek--Joe you take her.......

WOW! Maybe we'll meet in Chicago for a gig. Chicago was nice-good people......

Work on this song. Philly legends.
 
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Bobby Mahogany

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Problem might be with the monitors or lack thereof.
If you can't hear yourself properly, you'll shout and burn your voice.

Do a proper sound check or use proper monitors.
Maybe that's the solution.
 

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yup. Been to Philly. My uncle lived in Bucks county for years. Till he moved Connecticut.
I'm originally from Newport R.I., I actually played in Philly a couple times waaaaay back in the day, good times as long as the rat didn't bite your foot. I'd go back, but it'd cost you a crapload in Herr's pretzels.

 

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Is it still gonna be "Fezzband" if you don't sing?
I hate to be so cut and dry but I don't think so.
:confused:
 
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yup. Been to Philly. My uncle lived in Bucks county for years. Till he moved Connecticut.
I'm originally from Newport R.I., I actually played in Philly a couple times waaaaay back in the day, good times as long as the rat didn't bite your foot. I'd go back, but it'd cost you a crapload in Herr's pretzels.

c,Bucks is the place-near Trenton NJ- I was born in Trenton there is a bridge

"Trenton Makes FEZZ takes.
New Hope. Doylestown. Newtown.Fine wooded places.Much drinking in Philly-amazing I quit.
Is it till gonna be "Fezzband" if you don't sing?
I hate to be so cut and dry but I don't think so.
:confused:

B, this only "fiction" Al Green singing Flesh Eater?

I just have to yell louder, from the stomach? No-right from the tonsils. I tried singers in the past- sounded wrong- too flashy- I want to sound like Tom Waits on speed. Gruff and LOUD. Monitors are not the problem. I "release" onstage. Every "slight" from birth to present I feel. Then I just hit a B Power chord and lock in with voice and drums-one huge B.
 

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