scott1970
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A crime scene clean up business brought us some flyers and donuts yesterday, because that's quality networking. They gave us five dozen top shelf donuts, no plain janes whatsoever. And ink pens, lots of ink pens.
After the Thick Blue Line finished mauling the donuts, I took a gander at their flyers.
These guys have an amazing business model. Check out what they take care of...suicide, homicide, blood cleanup. But wait! They also handle sewage problems and UNDISCOVERED DEATH (guess who is getting our cold case files?).
It's genius. "Hello, Bio-One? My brother-in-law just blew his brains all over my living room, and I'm having septic issues. Can you help me?"

After the Thick Blue Line finished mauling the donuts, I took a gander at their flyers.

These guys have an amazing business model. Check out what they take care of...suicide, homicide, blood cleanup. But wait! They also handle sewage problems and UNDISCOVERED DEATH (guess who is getting our cold case files?).

It's genius. "Hello, Bio-One? My brother-in-law just blew his brains all over my living room, and I'm having septic issues. Can you help me?"