Donuts, death and doo-doo

[scott1970]

A crime scene clean up business brought us some flyers and donuts yesterday, because that's quality networking. They gave us five dozen top shelf donuts, no plain janes whatsoever. And ink pens, lots of ink pens.

After the Thick Blue Line finished mauling the donuts, I took a gander at their flyers.

These guys have an amazing business model. Check out what they take care of...suicide, homicide, blood cleanup. But wait! They also handle sewage problems and UNDISCOVERED DEATH (guess who is getting our cold case files?).

It's genius. "Hello, Bio-One? My brother-in-law just blew his brains all over my living room, and I'm having septic issues. Can you help me?"

 

[LP121]

Yeah the sewage thing seems out of place on that list.

Unless the clog is caused by body parts.

 

[Jymbopalyse]

I wonder what HOARDING SERVICES entails ??

 

[LP121]

I wonder what HOARDING SERVICES entails ??

Lots of nasty stuff in hoarders places.

 

[cjpeck]

people may laugh, but when you need 'em, you REALLY need 'em.
It's an expensive service. And worth every tucking penny.

 

[scott1970]

I wonder what HOARDING SERVICES entails ??

Any schmuck can clean up filth. These guys deal with gross filth, the worst of all the five filths.

 

[six-string]

people may laugh, but when you need 'em, you REALLY need 'em.
It's an expensive service. And worth every tucking penny.

agree completely.
until you have been in the position of having to clean up a very chaotic end of life scene you have no idea how difficult and unpleasant it can be.

 

[DavGrape]

I'd be taking hydrogen peroxide baths, working there.

 

[scott1970]

I'm hoping we are mature enough to keep a suicide, homicide, fat shaming thread light hearted.

 

[six-string]

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Wouldn't the dicscovery have to happen?

i think this refers to situations where a person has been deceased in a location for a time and no one was aware of the situation. i found my brother deceased in his house about 6 or 7 days after he died. there can be a significant difference between that and a 'fresh' scene.
especially if the donuts have gone stale.

 

[TheX]

I wonder what HOARDING SERVICES entails ??

I'd rather deal with sewage.

 

[sonar1]

I'm hoping we are mature enough to keep a suicide, homicide, fat shaming thread light hearted.

Especially donut fat shaming.

Hey, I’m in.
Donuts cover the three basic food groups:
white flour
white sugar
grease

 

[TheX]

Donuts cover the three basic food groups:
white flour
white sugar
grease

Thanks. I'm hungry right now, and all I can think about is pounding down half a dozen donuts.

 

[six-string]

Especially donut fat shaming.

Hey, I’m in.
Donuts cover the three basic food groups:
white flour
white sugar
grease

are bagels just donuts for people who are in denial about their cravings?

 

[Crotch]

Plain Glaze. Nothing beat a good yeast plain glaze.

 

[Crotch]

And cake doughnuts suck. I stand firm on that!

 

[sonar1]

Without donuts I’d be half the man I am today.






Is there cake for derailing a thread?

 

[DavGrape]

It's just a pause... no derail...
These custard dealies make me fall down and act crazy.

 

[sonar1]

 

[Tone deaf]

A crime scene clean up business brought us some flyers and donuts yesterday, because that's quality networking. They gave us five dozen top shelf donuts, no plain janes whatsoever. And ink pens, lots of ink pens.

After the Thick Blue Line finished mauling the donuts, I took a gander at their flyers.

These guys have an amazing business model. Check out what they take care of...suicide, homicide, blood cleanup. But wait! They also handle sewage problems and UNDISCOVERED DEATH (guess who is getting our cold case files?).

It's genius. "Hello, Bio-One? My brother-in-law just blew his brains all over my living room, and I'm having septic issues. Can you help me?"

Bio-one? I've sharted and I can't get up!