dammit....

[OldBenKenobi]

she looked like a damsel in distress only she didnt want to be saved.

 

[Mule Train]

Prohibited.

 

[HardCore Troubadour]

there it is....

Trying to take the moral high ground from a seat inside the strip club..

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

To pull a stripper from a club to your bed requires a rap sheet and a few baggies of coke/meth...depending on what part of the cvntry you're in.

 

[rockstar232007]

Strippers are nothing but trouble. And, not the "good" kind of trouble.

Funnily enough, I've known a LOT of strippers, but have never stepped foot inside a strip club. Never been to a casino, either. Their beauty is a complete front, as most of them are vile, conniving, narcissistic, pieces of trash. The worst part is, many of them are proud of it.

I used to work a girl who was a former stripper. She was knockout gorgeous, but dumber than a box full of rocks...or, at least that was the vibe she gave off. One of my co-workers decided to ask her out (after my repeated warnings not to), and found out the hard way. After a few days, she got really friendly with his sister, and became her drinking/party buddy (which he wanted little part of), and after letting her know how he felt about it, she acted like she didn't even care. Then he finally got fed up, and called it quits. The next day, she was banging two of his good friends.

The really funny/sad part is, she got knocked up (not by any of his friends). Poor kid.

 

[MichaelAndrew3435]

I give credit to strippers. They must have an extremely high level of tolerance in order to do their jobs efficiently. The amount of drunken bafoonary they have to put up with every night would make any sane person go crazy. I have problems dealing with sober bafoonary on a daily basis, I couldn't imagine spending a day in their shoes...

 

[rockstar232007]

I give credit to strippers. They must have an extremely high level of tolerance in order to do their jobs efficiently. The amount of drunken bafoonary they have to put up with every night would make any sane person go crazy. I have problems dealing with sober bafoonary on a daily basis, I couldn't imagine spending a day in their shoes...

Oh, believe me, I've heard some horror stories.

But, they chose the job, and should fully accept the "occupational-hazards" that come with it.

A bunch of drunk, sometimes drugged-out, horny men. Coupled with a bunch of half, sometimes fully naked women. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[sk8rat]

Trying to take the moral high ground from a seat inside the strip club..

not taking any moral high ground. stripper or not I would marry her.

fwiw, I was the designated driver, the girl I took had never gone and she wanted to go and one of my friends is moving out of state at the end of the month so they have been partying a lot lately and I have been the chaperone.

To pull a stripper from a club to your bed requires a rap sheet and a few baggies of coke/meth...depending on what part of the cvntry you're in.

not true. my friend picked up a stripper by telling her he had a four inch d*ck. she turned out to be crazy and clingy though. another friend told two strippers he had coke and asked if they wanted some and they said no.

Strippers are nothing but trouble. And, not the "good" kind of trouble.

Funnily enough, I've known a LOT of strippers, but have never stepped foot inside a strip club. Never been to a casino, either. Their beauty is a complete front, as most of them are vile, conniving, narcissistic, pieces of trash. The worst part is, many of them are proud of it.

I used to work a girl who was a former stripper. She was knockout gorgeous, but dumber than a box full of rocks...or, at least that was the vibe she gave off. One of my co-workers decided to ask her out (after my repeated warnings not to), and found out the hard way. After a few days, she got really friendly with his sister, and became her drinking/party buddy (which he wanted little part of), and after letting her know how he felt about it, she acted like she didn't even care. Then he finally got fed up, and called it quits. The next day, she was banging two of his good friends.

The really funny/sad part is, she got knocked up (not by any of his friends). Poor kid.

basically. I have know quite a few strippers in my day. I never got involved with any of them though as I have seen just how crazy they can be. there is a happy medium when it comes to shame. you have to have some shame. a lot of them have no self respect. they will f*ck a guys best friend and feel absolutely no remorse what so ever.

I give credit to strippers. They must have an extremely high level of tolerance in order to do their jobs efficiently. The amount of drunken bafoonary they have to put up with every night would make any sane person go crazy. I have problems dealing with sober bafoonary on a daily basis, I couldn't imagine spending a day in their shoes...

most strippers dont work regularly, maybe a few times a week. also they do not serve alcohol at strip clubs here and if you are noticeable hammered at the door, they wont let you in. but it isnt so much a tolerance as much as not giving a sh*t about anything. they truly are cold hearted. still there are a lot of creepy old dudes there.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

Strippers are fun with enough latex, assuming you don't have to meet their kids.

 

[RedSkwirrell]

DUDE!
Seriously?
No like button in a thread like this?
I woulda wore that sucker out by now (the like button).

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[Donal]

I would have just took the girl and the stripper home

 

[redcoats1976]

Don't worry - if she's as hot as you say, she no doubt makes several times what you do! It can be a very lucrative profession, and a fair number of women have paid for PhDs, MDs, etc, that way.

And - AARP Magazine had a article a few years back, "50 Things You Need To Learn By The Time You're 50". One was "The waitress isn't hitting on you; it's her job to be friendly". This is true also (and even more) for strippers.............

wow...you mean those hooters girls arent turned on by a 58 year old geezer?who woulda thought???