Wifey came home yesterday and told me that she thinks that she wants an Apple Watch...
"Why? I ask. After all, you have two very, very nice watches. Why do you want that?"
"The kiddos are giving me shit, because I don't answer calls/texts."
"Here's a thought... how about you turn up the fucking ringer on your phone?"
"I don't want to do that. It's too loud and annoying."
"Oh, I see. So basically, what you want is a device on your wrist to vibrate and inform you that you have a call and/or a text message?"
"Yes. Exactly. Plus I don't want to wear my Rolex all the time."
"Why would you? It's a magnificent timepiece. Let's leave it in the safe."
"Here's a thought... why don't you shut up and take me to the Apple Store?"