"CrotchWriter"...lol. Sumpin wrong with that, but I don't know what.
Yeah that blue swirl does look like a peacock.
"Here mom. Jon made you a CrotchWriter". Mom's head cocks sideways...."Excuse me?" she says as her slipper comes off and Crotch dives for cover too late as the slipper whacks off his face. Crotch struggles to his feet. His face resembles X's wife's face and he looks distressed as he stumbles to explain the meaning of the name before mom whacks him again...My mom wants one of the pens and her friend wants the other. I haven't decided if I'm going to be nice or not. Either way you'll probably hear from me again!