Critics don't like "The Rise of Skywalker". 57% on rotten tomatoes.

Malikon

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He's actually a pretty interesting guy, good speaker too... funny..

(his interesting 'story' is about 8 minutes long.)
 

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some awfully judgmental people round here.
Well let's take it to the grade school level. A little game of F, Marry, Kill. Rey, Rose and the purple hair chick from The Last Jedi. I say F Rose, marry Rey and kill the purple hair.
 

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Darth Jar Jar would have the dramatic scene where he drops the super annoying accent and monologues about how it was all a secret plot to trick everyone into thinking he was an idiot
If the Jedi Council fell for Palpatine's ruse, JJB would be the perfect Mastermind by hiding his true dark intentions....
 

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Tough one. Asian women make great wives. Older women know their way around a bedroom.
Sorry, Rey.
Rey has the real Star Wars money though and she was looking pretty good in RoSW so she had the longevity of wife material. Laura Dern seems like she's be a dead fish in bed. I'm indifferent to Rose, so purple hair had to go
 

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As far as who to kill, there’s really no wrong answer.
Given the chance, I’d fuck, marry and kill all three, then make off with all the loot.
 

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You guys are sick, these are people you’re talking about!

Though I’m not sure about Dern.
 

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You guys are sick, these are people you’re talking about!

Though I’m not sure about Dern.
Are they? CGI Leia looked significantly better in RoSW. In the previous movies, the CGI characters were obvious. I can't tell anymore
 


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