Crappy Spelling in Various Ads I've seen

[AngryHatter]

Yeah, but were you ever wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night?

That - is a mondegreen.

 

[MineGoesTo11]

This book is still in print. I have a well worn copy of it

Read it.

It's (not its) 'effin hilarious.

 

[Bandit79]

Yeah, but were you ever wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night?

That forced a real life "lol" out from within me. Here's a cookie:

You deserve it.

 

[MineGoesTo11]

The cat is more Dali than Hitler..

 

[GitFiddle]

That - is a mondegreen.

But I thought Monday's were always blue?

 

[truckermde]

Yeah, but were you ever wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night?

death to Manfred Mann, AND his earth band!

 

[donepearce]

But I thought Monday's were always blue?

The dreaded misplaced apostrophe. Thank you for reminding us.

 

[GitFiddle]

The dreaded misplaced apostrophe. Thank you for reminding us.

Hah, good catch. I didn't even notice that stupid little faux pas.
That is usually caused by Monday mornings and and more than enough coffee.