Cork-sniffing stories

[Davio]

Funny. That happened with an old amp I accidentally left in my truck for a few hours. Now every guitar I plug into it throws out major Page tones. Weird.

You mean like sloppy nonsensical tripe?

 

[edro]

Betty Page played guitar?

 

[SiriusAbbott]

my middle sister and her hubby are part of the "corksniffinati"

they also have one of those fancy home espresso/latte/coffee machines that you merely feed beans into it on occasion,place your cup down,and hit the appropriate button...boom,perfect "racehorses" every morning

A few years back I spent quite a few months in their mountain home.
during my stay,i was witness to a .....for lack of a better term "cork-sniffing snobbery party" wherein they had their local richy-rich friends over for wine,munchies,and hob-nobbing/schmoozing

I have never witnessed so many well dressed people whining and obssessing about what they were drinking in my life.After 30 minutes of it I bailed to the garage where I was "allowed" to play my guitar....and drink my "domestic" (Shiner Bock)




...I do miss that fancy coffee machine though

 

[efstop]

All this wine needs is a bit of aging.
1...2...3...
That ought to be enough.
Gulp.

 

[hecube]

All this wine needs is a bit of aging.
1...2...3...
That ought to be enough.
Gulp.

I'm impressed...

Just one gulp.

 

[sonar1]

I'm impressed...

Just one gulp.

Actually it's a good way to not let the smell of Ripple to gag you and make you puke, thereby wasting your $1.99.

 

[edro]

Ripple was da cheeze!

 

[TheX]

A friend of mine who had a Ducatti swears the engine was made of compressed spaghetti.

This one is like a SUPER hot woman that is always suffering from PMS.

 

[Frankg11]

So you know they say, you need to open up a wine to taste it's full bouquet?

I never understood this... If you don't take out the cork how can you drink the wine in the first place?