Computers are EVIL

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Yes, I knew they were, it was 2010-when MRS.FEZZ bought me a new "toy."

"Here, Tim have fun-the world will love you."

I sat there. A laptop?

I had spent maybe 10 hours all together on MRS. FEZZ's home computer- not impressed.

"Why? I'm analog. I POUND THE STREETS!"
"Maybe you can find a drummer?"

She knows my "weak spot."

Hmmmmmm a drummer? I could Re-re form OLD FEZZIWIG- my 2007 "comeback" was SHIT! OK---I'll "play with the toy.'

She helped me sign up on PUBLIC FORUMS

POETRY NOW!
PRO RASSLING FIENDS
MENTAL HEALTH FRIENDS
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MLP- ---

I went in FULL STEAM----------nobody "understood"--BANS BANS BANS......
I shot 34 GREAT guitar vids=CRICKETS....

I've been here 11 years- STILL NOT #1---I'm # 15 in REACTION SCORE behind The Great @Tone deaf -right above Farkas..

ALL THIS WORK- #15!

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So- I look at "my feed"--------LOTS of Bowie, Sexton, Kerouac.............maybe I should break my toy? The computer has "almost" driven me mad...................I close my eyes and scroll-looking for a "sign"--should I leave this farce? Internet SMinternet--

I open my eyes-see this- it sucks me RIGHT BACK

I LOVE COMPUTERS! I LOVE COMPUTERS! YES, COMPUTERS ARE EVIL!
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The problem is computers are "cold",I always thrive when I can use charisma/magic.....look into my eyes...while I cross my left palm with dried figs.....

Here and there all I can do is BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!$$$%$?????

Very hard to " turn people out" with these limited "tools".....Oh Well,take what you can get. You can't imagine the confusion I spread in my .....prime? Wait,did I have a "prime?"

Sure you did ,in 1966 when.... as an infant.... you kissed DEATH..

Cripes that was 55 years ago....so ,I just "peaked" early on.....
 

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Repeating your posts won't double your "likes". You caught it . Nevermind.
 

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Repeating your posts won't double your "likes".
fett, that was a GLITCH-see, I'm typing from a house LOADED with mental "issues"=myself and three others who blind and biggle.......TONS OF STATIC---fake posts...double posts........YELLS......see- I'm working from a haunted realm.......
 

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Alright....I guess I better roll---WHERE IS MY RELIEF! I better not have to sleep here tonight...HELP THESE DAYS=USELESS!
 
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Yes, I knew they were, it was 2010-when MRS.FEZZ bought me a new "toy."

"Here, Tim have fun-the world will love you."

I sat there. A laptop?

I had spent maybe 10 hours all together on MRS. FEZZ's home computer- not impressed.

"Why? I'm analog. I POUND THE STREETS!"
"Maybe you can find a drummer?"

She knows my "weak spot."

Hmmmmmm a drummer? I could Re-re form OLD FEZZIWIG- my 2007 "comeback" was SHIT! OK---I'll "play with the toy.'

She helped me sign up on PUBLIC FORUMS

POETRY NOW!
PRO RASSLING FIENDS
MENTAL HEALTH FRIENDS
......
..........
..................

MLP- ---

I went in FULL STEAM----------nobody "understood"--BANS BANS BANS......
I shot 34 GREAT guitar vids=CRICKETS....

I've been here 11 years- STILL NOT #1---I'm # 15 in REACTION SCORE behind The Great @Tone deaf -right above Farkas..

ALL THIS WORK- #15!

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


So- I look at "my feed"--------LOTS of Bowie, Sexton, Kerouac.............maybe I should break my toy? The computer has "almost" driven me mad...................I close my eyes and scroll-looking for a "sign"--should I leave this farce? Internet SMinternet--

I open my eyes-see this- it sucks me RIGHT BACK

I LOVE COMPUTERS! I LOVE COMPUTERS! YES, COMPUTERS ARE EVIL!
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What is a "Reaction score?"

I've only been here 10+ years...seems like forever.*


*My ex never thought that line was very funny.

Never mind. I figured it out.
 

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I remember when Fezz lost his cool over us and trashed his computer .

Oh, the tags!

He lost it over the.tags..
Dave, that was when I was under "doctor's" care--------"Waelll Tim, let's REALLY screw up your head."

LSD+MAJOR DEPRESSION+ BOOZE+ POT USE+ CAR WRECKS............survived them all

Shrinks get in my head---"Here, Lexapro will heal you......

I WENT REAL NUTS!

I remember those tags-I was still under the impression there was "honor" in this world----little maggots afraid to say it avatar to avatar..............

Funny stuff. This is the only forum I still am allowed on. I got kicked off mental health board for making people "uneasy?"

Now, that I'm healed, NOTHING gets to me- I just laugh and laugh--inside- I only laugh out loud if there is blood+puke+pee------

I broke two keyboards- MRS. FEZZ was TICKED!
 

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This is the vid- I was CRAZY- car keys shrunk while in my hand! MRS. FEZZ was scared! I was sending Gibson PR vids- I'll promote---THEY IGNORED ME! Next day after this vid and staying up AGAIN all night reading words on the ceiling.......

My boss,

"Tim, are you on crack?"
"NO! I'm a GOD----I don't need CRACK...I don't even need sleep!"


Then I got THE CALL,

"Tim, this is HACK stress man- you need help-you've been signed up for STRESS MANAGEMENT!"

Yeah, I also got a WHOLE 24 hours to get "right.", because they needed me to contol the HARD CASES.....

Those were the days! This goes out to my 12 YouTube fans....
 


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