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[pnuggett]

Grenade-shaped sex toy sparks police alert in Germany

Grenade-shaped sex toy sparks police alert in Germany

Police say a female jogger spotted the suspect device in a forest on Monday evening.

www.bbc.com

 

[Chango Malo]

Don't kink shame the Germans.

And...
At least they were thoughtful enough to provide some lube.

 

[SFK]

"Tittling"?

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

land of the fisting...

 

[LtDave32]

" come hither, my pet.."

 

[Crotch]

Schizer Porn

 

[Jymbopalyse]

Yah. but

Give a german acid

and they come up with Japanese porn.


The Germans can be some kinky, weird, deviant, souls
But then the Japanese just come by and say

"Hold my saki"

 

[pnuggett]

Triggered?

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Nien!

 

[Mannish Boy]

I've been involved in some really perverted stuff before but....a usb cable??? That's just WAY too over the top.

 

[Olds442]

i wanna know who dropped it.




there's video somewhere.

 

[six-string]

"......2 unused condoms...." WTF?
you mean they weren't practicing safe sex-bombing???

 

[rcole_sooner]

Horse shoes don't get any love.

 

[LtDave32]

"Thank you for finding what we had lost on the nature-trail.."

 

[Crotch]

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

 

[pnuggett]

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

 

[pnuggett]

 

[pnuggett]

I wonder if they'll ever find the asshole that left it there.

 

[KTM]

I wonder if they'll ever find the asshole that left it there.

I wonder if Bling has ever been to Germany?