CIGARS (FKA Repairing a broken cigar)

cjpeck

Senior Member
Joined
Nov 23, 2013
Messages
3,174
Reaction score
10,227
m, I tell you this< I can induce LSD flashbacks with my cigar, my band does drugs+drink, they still are not half as high a
s I am from one cigar. I used to get nauseous, no more, I huff and puff....then....you know.
last time I was in Scotland we had a night off and decided to stay in Glasgow and travel in the morning. Got shitfaced at the Horseshoe (i think. it's kinda blurry) and went to check out the bass player's buddy's band at some juke joint with REALLY sticky floors. So sticky the fiddle player's shoe came off...
Anyways, the band is going on break and wraps up with "we're going ootside to huff n puff then we're coming back inside to blow the house down...blahblahbblahblahblah..."
 

Tim Fezziwig

Senior Member
Joined
Jan 20, 2010
Messages
30,131
Reaction score
65,818
" Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.
c, I do know this, but between you and I my one rule was EXCESS....luckily, I'm only half-human ,,,thus HEAVY booze+drug abuse only burned me out from 1993-2011---then like the Phoenix--Holy Heck, my mind can do magic....i can remember EVERYTHING....yup...now----

Rule 1. No cutting-Mrs. FEZZ hates that
#2- no LSD
#3-no booze
#4- no WHORES
#5- no peyote
#6- no soda
#7- no fast food
#8-


#88888888


I must do this...or I'll become a PROBLEM......


Things allowed- Marital SEX+ R+R+ ice cream once monthly+ Coffee only 16-20 0z+ Kadem Grape Juice....this is key- black seed oil.....SEE? So many sins are still available.....

393164



Plus, I can bleed if it is an "accident."
 

Tim Fezziwig

Senior Member
Joined
Jan 20, 2010
Messages
30,131
Reaction score
65,818
What do you mean by cutting?
m, my favorite "trick" was "blading" my forehead ala Ric Flair-I just really liked doing it, very funny prank. But, I did it once to "scare" Mrs. FEZZ and she "flipped." So.....no more "jokes", not real happy about this.
 

Tim Fezziwig

Senior Member
Joined
Jan 20, 2010
Messages
30,131
Reaction score
65,818
cj, look what you did, we hi-jacked m's thread. Where were we? Cigars.....
 

cjpeck

Senior Member
Joined
Nov 23, 2013
Messages
3,174
Reaction score
10,227
stick em in a humidor and slowly bring up the humidity. It'll take quite a while but they'll come back.
though I've never had a signature cigar that was any damned good. these days I stick to the offerings from Man O War, Diesel, Olivia, and the occasional Camacho triple maddy. There's a box of Opus X in the bottom of the humidor for extra special occasion, but that drawer is locked tight so don't get any ideas you bastards.
 

mtgguitar

Senior Member
Joined
Mar 23, 2009
Messages
10,980
Reaction score
12,742
Olivia is my favorite. The Davie Ortiz cigars are so dry that they are funny, fortunately, I only have 2 left. Last night, the wrapper of one of them was broken at both ends.

Tonight I poured water over an Ortiz and rubbed it with more tap water. It is now close to perfect.
 




Top