Brand New - King of Tone

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Just received last week. Factory new, with everything that accompanies it.

External Mode Switch for Red Side
High Gain Option for Red Side

$650 shipped, PP, CONUS

If I don't know you, or we have never done business, it's PP GIFT only.
I know people hate that, but it is what it is for me. Not negotiable.


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Two+ year waiting list for this pedal... Bueller? Bueller?
 

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i just sold mine and ordered the 68 clone from ebay.com were it was half the price of ebay.co.uk .
 

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i'd buy it if it came with fucks. but since you have no fucks, we got no deal.

you should pick up a fuck or two. just for safe keeping.
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'll ask @LtDave32 to build me some custom fucks. If they come out even half as nice as his guitars, they should be among the best fucks on the planet. I'll toss two of them in the deal at no cost to you. And, I'll cover the shipping on both the fucks and the pedal.

But, wait. There's more.

If you order before midnight tonight, I'll also add in a premier, deluxe, premium, box. Constructed from the finest cardboard available, and used exclusively by the shipping departments of every major online retailer. Normally, these amazing containers command a premium price, reflective of their quality and desirability. But, for you - and you alone - I am including one at no charge.

Now how much would you pay? Don't answer yet - there's more.

It's been noted that the red side of this pedal, when used with an old, almost purged 9v battery, sounds exactly like Jimmy Page's tone on the first LZ album. And, on the yellow side, you will swear that Stevie Ray himself was inside the pedal.

So, at no additional cost to you - and with free shipping and handling included - I will supply, not one, but two, almost dead 9v batteries.

This offer is not available in stores. It expires at midnight on December 31, 2035 - or when supplies are gone.

Call now. Operators are standing by. Be sure to mention offer code "givafuk" to get an additional 2% off your order.
 

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Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'll ask @LtDave32 to build me some custom fucks. If they come out even half as nice as his guitars, they should be among the best fucks on the planet. I'll toss two of them in the deal at no cost to you. And, I'll cover the shipping on both the fucks and the pedal.
or you could quit being a cheap bastard and buy one of his guitars.

he gives a fuck with every one of them, lot of fucks are given to each part of each instrument.

you'd be overfucked. beyond fuck capacity.
 

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or you could quit being a cheap bastard and buy one of his guitars.

he gives a fuck with every one of them, lot of fucks are given to each part of each instrument.

you'd be overfucked. beyond fuck capacity.
I've had the pleasure of seeing & playing one of them. He built a B-bender for @VictorB and it was glorious. I have no talent, or ability to properly use a B-bender guitar, however, that one was simply amazing.

The fucks were ooozing from it.
 

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I'm going to bring some Apaches to the Philly show, when I can.

You will see fucks. Oozing with fucks, ripe for giving.

I've grown a helluva lot since the 2013 Philly show. You ought to see what I'm building now!
 

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Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'll ask @LtDave32 to build me some custom fucks. If they come out even half as nice as his guitars, they should be among the best fucks on the planet. I'll toss two of them in the deal at no cost to you. And, I'll cover the shipping on both the fucks and the pedal.

But, wait. There's more.

If you order before midnight tonight, I'll also add in a premier, deluxe, premium, box. Constructed from the finest cardboard available, and used exclusively by the shipping departments of every major online retailer. Normally, these amazing containers command a premium price, reflective of their quality and desirability. But, for you - and you alone - I am including one at no charge.

Now how much would you pay? Don't answer yet - there's more.

It's been noted that the red side of this pedal, when used with an old, almost purged 9v battery, sounds exactly like Jimmy Page's tone on the first LZ album. And, on the yellow side, you will swear that Stevie Ray himself was inside the pedal.

So, at no additional cost to you - and with free shipping and handling included - I will supply, not one, but two, almost dead 9v batteries.

This offer is not available in stores. It expires at midnight on December 31, 2035 - or when supplies are gone.

Call now. Operators are standing by. Be sure to mention offer code "givafuk" to get an additional 2% off your order.
SteveC is that guy in the rowboat with that stop-leak in a can..
 

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I'm going to bring some Apaches to the Philly show, when I can.

You will see fucks. Oozing with fucks, ripe for giving.

I've grown a helluva lot since the 2013 Philly show. You ought to see what I'm building now!
+ @VictorB

Is there going to be a Fall Philly show this year?
 

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Hey Steve, I'd normally not get involved but you should know that you can get scammed with PayPal gift. If someone links their credit card to their PayPal account for instance, even if PayPal wouldn't authorize a refund they can tell their credit card company that the charge was fraudulent and the CC company will get that money back from you. There are other scams as well, do some research.
 

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I haven't done much (as in none) in the way of online sales. I've purchased, but never sold gear.




(most of my rant was in good fun, though)
 

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Maybe i will get to the guitar show this year.
And in keeping with forum etiquette.......glws Steve.
 


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