Biker joke

05jrock

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A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys.

Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why
don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does....

And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."

The authorities think she may have been pushed…
 

Caleb

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Hahaha, nice one!
 

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(From a Harley rider)

What's the difference between a Harley and Hoover?



















On a Hoover, the dirtbag goes on the inside.
 

Bigfoot410

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzmUob02pQk]South Park - The F Word - Harley Riders - YouTube[/ame]
 


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