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Since the UFO thread got so much love i was curious what yall thought about big foot?



I am trying to find the interview, i might have to subscribe and buy the 10 a month one time for you fellas, The podcast that aired the interview, took it off which tells me it was a private conversation and they were drinking and shit, or that les wasn't comfortable sharing was what was disclosed, stroud legit said after the survivor man Bigfoot episodes he felt like they were there, but couldn't decipher between the @sshole todd standing was hoaxing him with his buddies or if it was the real deal.

So a month or 2 later with out that chump Todd Standing he went out deep in to the Canadian bush and he claims he saw a Huge montersous ufo and after he heard some big foot whoops!-


He also told 2 different stories of his own travels, Him and his first wife lived in the Bush for a good month or month and a half for audition tapes to get survivor man to the networks. all was good no problem, then one night he said he heard very uncomfortable loud bi pedal walking sounds around his tent and it continued forth through the bush. He was very unsure about it cause there was no camera crew nada, he was by him self with his wife and hadn't experienced any life besides mother nature,


The next which was actually almost on survivor man the show but his go pro camera died, and on the episode he never mentioned anything., He was setting up his tent deep in the middle of no where Alaska and his go pros died it was getting late so he was hurrying to finish his shelter and start a fire and he said he heard some of the scariest gorilla type whoop sounds he has ever heard.

The thing whooped at him then went crashing through the trees, what makes the story bizarre, he said what ever he saw was swinging from the trees.

not walking bipedal


far as i knew aint no monkeys living in Alaska besides the human populas! im gonna link some of the footage i think couild possibly be real but not positive.,

For me what personally makes me think this thing could exist and be real, Dr Marie-Jeanne Koffman a french born Russian college educated woman was actually at the bottom of the Andes, in a slum village town on the Russian boarder predating the initial Patterson Gimlely footage, and they referred to the thing as Alamasty/ Wild Men they claim they would come to the village and take food or women at there will but not regularly very randomly.

What makes the story credible there was no internet in 1968 she legit was studying the existence of a sasquatch, Almasty, and Wild men theory to complete a thesis of the existence of either primitive man or something we cant identify! also those andes go right past where the Donner party mysteriously went delusional and killed each other and then again with the ufo mutilation shit, Donner party broads got there tongues cut out with precision the official ruling was dementia from hypothermia or a drunk slavvy mountain man butchered 4 men and 3 women
 
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Then you get into the whole Missing 411 series, The national park services in the United states refuse to investigate or keep records of missing people. Young man went missing in the smokies out in North Carolina the fbi brought in Army rangers, yet no information was ever released as to how or why! the father has only given one interview since the occurrence and tha was to a man named David Paulides aka Missing 411 check it out, its on the east coast, west coast Canada ill post the cluster map

this picture indicates the cluster where individuals dissapear with out a trace

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I can see them being real but.......if they are , they have been here longer than anyone else in this country. If this is true, then it would be hard to believe nobody has ever captured one or shown undeniable proof they exist.
 

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I have had many the encounter with Big Foot. I have been an off and on denizen of the deep forest for many decades. I first met met BF (what I call him, since we're friends) when I was just a boy. He seemed to be in pain and looking for help. When I looked more closely, I saw that he had a needle from a Juniper stuck under his fingernail like a bamboo shoot. He allowed me to extract it and the ensuing euphoria ensured that we'd be friends forever. In my pack, I had Tang and Space Bars. I gave him all I had. He loved it. He was hyper as sh*t right after huffing the whole can of Tang mix. We had a grand time, however, eventually I had to go. We said our goodbyes and au revoirs and exchanged our mutual hopes of meeting again in the future. Each year, when we returned to the forest, I looked for him far and wide. I left cans of Tang in various places, hoping he would find them (Space Bars were only around for a few years, so he was SOL on the Space Bars).

It wasn't until high school that we met again. While we had been apart many years, it was like seeing an old friend. We hung out, he snarfed the can of Tang - and thanked me for the ones I had left in the forest for him in the past. We'll, in high school, I had started to get...well...experienced. You know... So, I had this big fat Bob Marley joint and asked BF if he gets high. Well,, he had no f*cking idea what I was talking about. So, I sparked up that fatty and took a few tokes. I passed it to BF and he imitated what I had done. He coughed like a muther f*cker. I handed him a quart of Colt Malt liquor to sooth his throat. Well, eventually, he got the hang of it and we got high as some muther f*cking kites. Ever seen a Big Foot high? Holy bat shit. That is like seeing the aruora borealis while you're tripping balls.

We reconnected when I was in college. We stole a skidder and drove through the forest all night. I taught him to say "Hold my beer and watch this." What a f*cking hoot that guy is. If you don't already know, don't ever give Big Foot cocaine. Holy sh*t balls. That insecure mo-fo will jack you up against the wall to make a point. Then he f*cking jabbers on about forest bullshit until the sun comes up. I mean, I love the guy, but I can only take so many stories about shoving squirrels up other Big Foots' butts.

Anyhow, we sort of drifted apart. We still exchange holiday cards and when I am in that neck of the woods, I always leave a big container of Tang with a joint and an eight ball tucked inside.

Good times.

If you buy me a few beers, I might tell you about the incident with his sister. I think he's still pissed about that. He says he isn't, but I don't believe him.
 
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