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i got up. went to go to the gym... parking lots were blocked off and it was eerily desolate. then i got accosted by a secret service guy who told me that the president was giving a speech at my rec center today. then i told him a joke that he didn't get. now i'm home waiting for barack to wrap it up so i can hit the gym.
 

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The joke Tommy? The joke please.
 

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I bet he got your joke and was falling on the ground laughing after you left. Those Security Guys have to act all serious and tough when the public is around. But as soon as you're (we're) gone, they're complete joksters.
 

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secret service guy: where are you going?
Thunders: the gym
ssg: the gym is closed
T: ..... why?
ssg: it won't be open until the president leaves
t: THE PRESIDENT IS HERE!?!?!
ssg: yes. didn't you see the motorcade?
t: naw, missed that, but that's awesome. why can't he just work out in washington DC? seems like that would be more convenient
ssg: he's not here to work out
t: i wasn't being serious
ssg: oh, ha
t: when can i come work out?
ssg: he should be done by 3.
t: tell him to make it quick because i have stuff to do today
ssg: alright, have a good day.
 

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secret service guy: where are you going?
Thunders: the gym
ssg: the gym is closed
T: ..... why?
ssg: it won't be open until the president leaves
t: THE PRESIDENT IS HERE!?!?!
ssg: yes. didn't you see the motorcade?
t: naw, missed that, but that's awesome. why can't he just work out in washington DC? seems like that would be more convenient
ssg: he's not here to work out
t: i wasn't being serious
ssg: oh, ha
t: when can i come work out?
ssg: he should be done by 3.
t: tell him to make it quick because i have stuff to do today
ssg: alright, have a good day.

LOL!!!:laugh2::laugh2:
 

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awe man, i was hoping it was the one about the homosexual whale,
how disappointing,,:rolleyes:
 

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secret service guy: where are you going?
Thunders: the gym
ssg: the gym is closed
T: ..... why?
ssg: it won't be open until the president leaves
t: THE PRESIDENT IS HERE!?!?!
ssg: yes. didn't you see the motorcade?
t: naw, missed that, but that's awesome. why can't he just work out in washington DC? seems like that would be more convenient
ssg: he's not here to work out
t: i wasn't being serious
ssg: oh, ha
t: when can i come work out?
ssg: he should be done by 3.
t: tell him to make it quick because i have stuff to do today
ssg: alright, have a good day.


Thats funny. I would've laughed. But I'm not one of those highly-trained-not-to-react Security Guys.

I bet he tells this Security Guy friends later.

Maybe they have a Security Guy forum; if so I bet he'll post a thread about it. Then you can do one of those "Hey!! That was me" gotcha posts.
 

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